Hey Aurora PD, if one of us normal folk were to get absolutely tanked on vodka, hop in our car, go for a drive, and pass out stone-cold drunk in the middle of the road, would you "accidentally" fail to breathalyser us, protect us from consequences, and promote us to Sergeant as well?
Asking for a friend.
Drunk driving is only illegal if you're not a cop. Carrying a firearm while drunk is only illegal if you're not a cop.
- Cop: pat on the back.
- White guy: jail time
- Black guy: murdered
- Attractive woman: hit on (or worse)