There are two reasons I haven't been paying attention to the major party presidential primaries. One, is that I have nobody to root for... and the other is that the results seem pretty damn predetermined.
Assuming the general is a repeat of Biden v. Trump, at this point I'll vote for Afroman if he's able to get on the ballot. Failing that, I'd vote for Kennedy. You know... the crazy one. Unless the LP fields somebody worth supporting (their announced candidates are... even more unimpressive than usual), that's what I'm down to at this point.
It's all theater and none of it matters, but it all used to at least be more entertaining.