Thanks to my 199 followers from your favorite sociopath @Business!
First reply to make me laugh like a psycho gets 5 SBD
199 Followers! Make me laugh and win $!
8 years ago by business (61)
$21.02
- Past Payouts $21.02
- - Author $16.89
- - Curators $4.13
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I'm sticking around for these comments!
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That makes two of us!
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Can I have the 5 SBD, none of these fuckers were funny at all, and I'm kinda poor, well I'm Steemit poor. If you can find humor in my bad luck and suffering, then it would be greatly appreciated. I can also send you a bank statement with the £00.00,00 If that puts the cherry on the cake?
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I lolled. WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Thanks! The funnier thing is, I wasn't expecting to win, I was kinda being half serious.😂 Well that's going to be powered up, and held for a couple of years with the rest of the money I don't earn lol. I saw your comment about getting a trade under my belt, I've found a little full time job at a super market, while I save up to start trading. (:
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Congratulations! This is such a fun and nice thing to do for Your followers! :D Love it!
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Why thank you Sergio :3
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Because nowadays no one gives anything to anyone! So it is nice of You will do that :D
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Not true, my ex gave me herpes. Check your wallet.
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LOLOL that was hilarious! And thank You so much for that! Once again You are too nice.
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How do you stop a dog from trying to fuck your leg?
....suck it's cock.
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I smiled, but I've heard that one before.
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Old lady boards a plane and sits next to a young gentleman.
Upon taking off the young man sneezes. She leans over to say god bless you and swears she sees him pull his dick out, wipe off the tip and put it back in his pants.
She assumes she imagined it as nobody would be so foul.
About 10min later he sneezes again. She looks again faster this time and sure enough he pulls his dick out, wipes off the tip and sticks it back in his pants.
Now she's upset, she's old, this is just disgusting.
10 min later he sneezes again.
She looks immediately and sure enough it happens again. She loses her god dammed mind.
"What's wrong with you? You dammed pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Whoa lady" the man replies
"I'm really sorry, but I have a very serious medical condition. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Oh my poor dear" she says. "I'm so sorry. I had no way of knowing. Are you taking anything for it?"
He quickly responds "Yeah bitch......pepper"
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Good effort, and you're currently in first place. Haven't laughed yet though :D
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I'll take it.
That shit took forever to type.
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buy your wife some knee pads, you can get her pink ones if you want - tell her all the knobs in the house need to be polished - that will be pretty funny ;)
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Don't give up your day job!
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A seventy, eighty and ninety year old man were in a nursing home talking together. The seventy year old man says, "You know what I miss about being younger, taking a good, long piss in the morning." The eighty year old man says, "I miss taking a good, healthy shit in the morning."
The ninety year old man says, "You poor guys, every morning, just like clockwork, at eight o'clock I take a good, long piss. Then at nine o'clock, I take a good, healthy shit. I just wish I'd wake up before noon."
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:/
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You'll get more. This platform is exploding! Sent people your way and mentioned you in my last post! Cheers
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Gee that's kind of you, thanks :)
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Insert funny comment here>>>[ ]
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I upvoted @darthnava for the curation reward!
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This post received a 9% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @tuck-fheman! For more information on @randowhale click here!
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