"I'm going to need greasy bees, big, greasy bees."
It was a time of terror. Hungry elves would attack each other in the street.
Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One sympathetic, kind man - Raymond Blast.
Raymond is a 18-year-old detective from Exeter with a thirst for weapons.
He knows that to stop the hungry elves from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his modest friend, Georgina Blunder.
He gives up his contented life and travels to Chicago where he attends an important rave and acquires some greasy bees.
However, when one of the hungry elves bites off Raymond's hands with crippling effect, it looks like his quest is over.
Without hands, will Raymond Blast be able to save the day?