I Got My Wife Shot on Her Birthday and Made $100 Doing It!

in steem-apocalypse •  8 years ago  (edited)

...in @papa-pepper 's STEEM APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL GAME!!! ( @ellepdub is fine! Please don't report me to authorities!)

Yes, I emerged the sole survivor of the apocalypse challenge and all it cost me was the love of my life...BUT I made a sweet 325 steem doing it, so who can complain, ya' know? Was it a tough decision to put her in the cross hairs of an deranged gunman? Absolutely. But will I do it again in season 2? You'll just have to tune in and see! (But sure, probably, I just can't resist those cans of food!)

Season one of @papa-pepper 's survival game was a huge success (barring the wife slaughter)! Thirteen teams participated in the event and everyone put up a good fight right to the end! Though no zombies were set loose upon the survivors, we had to contend with snakes, edible and poisonous vegetation, cave-ins, leaches, infected wounds, knife-wielding survivors, and a jerk named Tom who I still think at the very least owes me an apology...(yeah, okay, we tried to steal his food, but that was just a BIT of an overreaction). But in the end, it was not man nor beast nor ol' Tom that claimed the lives of my fellow remaining survivors, but the presence of toxic chemicals in their drinking water (which I bet TOM put there in the first place!).

Major kudos to @papa-pepper for creating this great apocalypse game! Each round required some survival knowledge, team collaboration (we always need more of that on steemit!) and a little luck (I'll admit I pretty much guessed on the plant rounds). It was an awesome chance to flex my old, unused Boy Scouts knowledge and a great reason to justify watching so many apocalyptic movies to @ellepdub. Perhaps next season Team Zookeeper will make it to the end with ALL team members intact and unharmed...or maybe not; sacrifice means survival! I'M READY FOR ROUND TWO, TOM. I WANT THOSE FOOD CANS. 

Season two of the apocalypse survival game will be here before you know it! If you are interested in participating, give @papa-pepper a follow (he posts a lot of really cool stuff!) and find yourself a good partner you can use as a bullet sponge when stealing canned goods! Who knows what is in store for season two; will we find more survivors? Will the true cause of the apocalypse be revealed? Will stupid-face hillbilly Tom return with his wife-murdering antics (GOD, I HATE THAT GUY)? There's only one way to know for sure: Join on for Season Two of the STEEMIT APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL GAME!!!

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Check out each round of season one at the following links!: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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Lol, what an entertaining and well written post about your major win of 325 STEEM in the STEEM-Apocalypse Survival Game Contest. Open signup for season 2 should begin tomorrow.

How could one participate in that game @papa-pepper

I'll do a signup post tomorrow for people to form teams.

Okay, So If I don't have a partner, would I be able to paarticipate?

Yes, we will find someone for you to team up with. ;-)

Thanks, I will keep checking your posts tomorrow

Sounds good. Also, @sevinwilson was looking for a partner.

Yo me and @bilbop will help you hunt that SOB down. You don't go shooting a man's better half on her birthday, Tom must have been a manager at Cracker Barrel before the apocalypse.

That be correct, locked and loaded with The Force.
Stay tuned and see if Tom becomes the cracker in the barrel.

LOL this is why I love this guy right here.

Ditto bro

Lol.

Congratulation on your survival, Condolences to you on your wife's demise.
The Force shall use our powers to resurrect her for the next round.

Thank you. @clayboyn's been mixing up the potion and looks as if he took a sip or two. Can't say I didn't warn him :D

You just stay away from the caves. Always finding those old enemies that always seem to come cycling back through.

Hey, most of the caves we've been in, are actually lava tubes where the real danger is moving faster than the lava :)

How are ya feeling after sippin' on the potion you were making for @herpetologyguy's wife to resurrect her. Remember, did warn you. As I recall memory is the second thing to go. mmmm the first...I don't remember.

What were we talking about again?

I mentioed you on @herpetologyguy's post about his wife getting killed : @clayboyn How are ya feeling after sippin' on the potion you were making for @herpetologyguy's wife to resurrect her. Remember, did warn you. As I recall memory is the second thing to go. mmmm the first...I don't remember. Ooops posted wrong place.

Wait who is @herpetologyguy and what happened to his wife? That's so sad. Who are you again?

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Unsure at this time. Just awoke minutes ago, and overheard one of the eagles we're traveling on speaking of apocalypse and getting us back through indra's web. The other eagle, named Frank called it the matrix and something about syncing up with earther time zones and a @papa-pepper aware of the exact time. Familiar with any of this? Kinda feels like parsek lag.

Good idea!

You actually made more than 390 USD. That is actually crazy!

Great post and congrats on the Win. Will ReSteem and follow you!