The Platypus is a seriously strange creature. No stomach or nipples and can poison you 80 different ways. Its as if the God of creation had leftovers from many creatures, but, being both a frugal and playful God, she mixed them together and set it out to see what it would create.
The Platypus is a duck billed, partly aquatic, egg laying mammal native to Australia. The males are venomous, delivered by a sharp barb in the foot. They have cheek pouches for food like a hamster, waterproof fur and a tail like a beaver, webbed feet like a frog, and venom like a reptile and snake. They have ten sex chromosomes which resemble those of birds, but use mammal and reptile genes to fertilize and lay eggs which come from only one of two ovaries- the left one. These unique, mash-up creatures live up to 20 years and are one of the first mammals- dating back 112 million years- meaning they were here long before the extinction of the dinosaurs.
So what can the platypus teach us about Steemit? More than you would have ever guessed!
Use What You Have
No nipples? No problem!
Although Mama platypus has mammary glands, she does not have nipples. She secretes milk through pores and her offspring lap at her skin.
When you come to Steemit, you are inspired by the Trending Page. You may not have cryptocurrency knowledge or a large bank account to fund travels for an around the world adventure blog.
But you do have something.
You are unique! Your combined mixture of experiences, readings, culture and imagination has given you a rare and singular knowledge; a unique perspective on things that nobody else has! You have something different and special that sets you apart and will provide nourishment for readers. Do not try to emulate the other Steemit mammals- use what you got!
Toss Your Stomach
The platypus lost it's stomach by evolutionary process. It takes a mouthful of the worms, larvae and shellfish of its diet along with gravel and mud, which is then ground down in the "hamster pouches" of it's cheeks.
The platypus did not need a stomach for the type of food it consumes, so nature did away the genes.
Get rid of anything you don't need. That includes excessive words in your posts. I can always go so far as to tell you so much more about the exciting subject at hand, or I can tell you about the subject. See what I did there? For fiction and poetry, yes more words are icing on the cake of the scene. But for most other writing you can remove unnecessary words. People nowadays want their information in small amounts. Practice shortening your posts while keeping it informative and compelling.
This also means to rid your Steemit world of anything unnecessary. Keep only what brings you passion, inspiration and joy.
With Great Poison Comes Great Responsibility
The males have a barb on their hind legs that can deliver enough poison to kill a small animal and leave a human in pain for months. The venom is home to more than 80 different toxins in 13 classes. Researchers are not sure what Mr. Platypus uses this power for, but they believe it's a BDSM sex thing.
Use your power wisely on Steemit! Yes, you may have a crushing knack for (subject) but if that's all you use your Steemit Powers for, you will be ostracizing yourself into a very small niche. Plus a little variety is nice. Or if you only spend your time curating, you're missing out on the growth publishing posts allows. You have great power- use it wisely.
Electoreceptors
Platypus must hunt for it's dinner, but it does so in a unique way. It turns off it's other senses such as sight and smell while it's searching for dinner in the dark muddy waters, relying on electroreceptos in its bill that sense tiny muscle movements in its prey's heart and muscles. Considering its prey are tiny worms and larvae, way to go platypus for developing this extraordinary sixth sense!
Read your fellow Steemians posts. A lot. You will get a feel for how to style, learn about new apps and tools to help you on your Steemit journey, and ideas on what to write next. Whenever I don't have any ideas for a post, reading yours always sparks my creativity!
One of the greatest things Platypus can teach us about Steemit is to not be afraid to be different! Embrace your uniqueness, that's what your readers are yearning for :)
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Brilliant. Resteeming. Fave moment? "No nipples? No problem!"
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lol, thanks!
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Yeah, I started to wonder if all the breasts in the pictures on Steemit are some kind of Pussy Riot thing...
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Very great post with some good advices.
Thank you for sharing with us.
This totally deserve a resteem.
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That running platypus is so cute!
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Waddle-run!
I know, right? I never thought they could be that cute!
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This post has received a 0.52 % upvote from @drotto thanks to: @banjo.
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A really inventive way to give advice, well done. I didn't know about the no stomach, that's mind boggling. I always remember the start of the film Dogma for the following quote:
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Right?!
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Solid metaphor!
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Thanks!
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Great Post Friend , thanks !! ( also have a look at my new post beautiful-flowers-entrance)
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Thank you! Will do :)
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lolol "...but they believe it's a BDSM sex thing."
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lol ;)
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I love this little creature. You inspired me to paint something new...the fearsome platypus!
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Awesome! Please let me know when you finished, I'd love to see it :)
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I have learnt a lot about Mr Platypus from your post... and how we can learn from him to steem... awesome post!
Thanks!
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Glad you enjoyed it!
Appreciated :)
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@arbitrarykitten Fantastic; when I was young, the Platypus was my favorite animal to study. Neat analogies and associations that you crafted here. Too bad that they don't have wings.
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I think wings would be a little much... lol
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Wow, that's really interesting... I can't say I'd ever thought of the platypus as a metaphor for Steemit... but it works!
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Thanks :)
My brain likes to make seemingly arbitrary connections like that ;)
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I love platypuses even more now, Thank you
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“its” is spelled as its, not
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