Daily Steemit Faucet post for 8th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

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STEEMIT Matters

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals1955142614718.41


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This comment has received a 0.28 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

Thanks Mr Collins

We keep moving forward and growing go go go go

thanks!

This comment has received a 0.40 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @morewin.

Thanks as always

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'

The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"Which part did you get?"

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Yay it's back!

Thanks :D

Deep inside your soul

thank you :)

I hope that you had a GREAT trip! You were missed while you were gone. Thanks VERY much for my payment. Thanks VERY much for the Faucet! Let's all work together to make the world a happier place and to get that Faucet Jackpot! All the VERY best! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

"Solidarity and mutual help are the most important means for species to survive"

So glad to see this post back today and everyone on it!

"Great opportunities to help others rarely come but the little opportunities ones surround us every day"

Very nice idea to keep in mind.

Thank You!

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill

Thanks

Welcome back :)

thx as usual! keep it up!

did you hack the google number generator ? lol ... post is not going to pay out as is i'm afraid but maybe they sweep the dust once in a while and gather it , im sorry the sp isnt enough yet to reach treshold but that requires about 100+ sp or $500, if you have a re-steem younger than 7 days or a post or comment at 0.02 it might work out for now, otherwise, i'll still get you your vote, at least you get a bit of rep, fair is fair, né ? :)

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muchos gracias!

good job

Welcome back how was the journey ..

Tiring. 26 hours traveling.

How's the Trip Brother ?

Thanks for the faucet

thanks for your faucet!

hello

The union is strength, so let's keep supporting ourselves.
Thanks!

thank you for your faucet!

More great news for my #sbdwallet.

Hello everyone. I'm new here. I just discovered this! Thanks Colin!

Welcome to the club!

Welcome to 8th May 2018 open FAUCET.

It was strange. Thanks for the continued support.

Break down of ponytails:

Ponys ass: ok
Back of my dads friends head: not ok

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Hellooooo... hellooooo...I can see you in mundo blog soul bro :D

nice

Boom!

thanks bro!

Бах!

Exclent jobs

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky

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happy day friend.

very nice! thanks

Que bien, ya de regreso. Saludos.

Thanks!!!

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Thank you!!!

ty

Thx a lot man!!

Thanks!!!

Solo puedo decir gracias.

Really love your work

Thanks!

ty

Welcome back!

Thanks

You are mi idol dude :D

Thanks

Thanks

thx

I think this is a great quote for today:
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Wish you all a great day!

Long life to this faucet, wish a nice day to all.

Butter bread with garlic, divine!

Do work son!

thanks for sharing

Muchas gracias , excelente día

“The way get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

thanks

Welcome back.

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Little Johnny asks his father:
"Where does the wind come from?"

"I don't know."

"Why do dogs bark?"

"I don't know."

"Why is the earth round?"

"I don't know."

"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"

"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

Hi! Thanks for the faucet!

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Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven’t had a barbecue in months.

thanks 4 the new day of faucets!!!

gracias @sydesjokes

"Some days are just bad days, that's all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I remind myself that not every day is going to be a good day, that's just the way it is!" - Dita Von Teese

gracias, saludos

If times are bad and you're feeling sad, just make yourself a chicken sandwich.

thanks.

Welcome back

Saludos amigos!!

Presente

under pressure

"Success belongs to the bold not to the timorous"

thank you

Participating! :D thank you

thanks

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Have a great day
Tom

“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

Muchas gracias por la iniiativa

Thanks sponsors and sydesjokes

hi!