Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

in steemit •  7 years ago  (edited)

STEEMIT Matters

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

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Today's Sponsors are:

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Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

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Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals1984143179721.61


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Thirsty thursdays

This comment has received a 0.57 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

Thanks.

good faucet

Doesn't paying for upvotes for every comment get really annoying?

Haha. How to get such upvotes though?

If you click on each of their profiles, there's instructions on how to get them to upvote your comment/post.

You have to wonder why you would do that. All that effort for 30 cents? The smartest approach is to work out how to get more than that without having to pay someone for the upvote.

You got a 7.69% upvote from @proffit courtesy of @everything-4you!
Send at least 0.01 SBD/STEEM to get upvote , Send 1 SBD/STEEM to get upvote + resteem

This comment has received a 0.14 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @everything-4you.

You got a 3.03% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @everything-4you!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Great Faucet** Good just doesn't do it justice!

My car repairs have recently outsourced to another country so when my car wouldn't work, I called the Help Desk. The very nicely asked me to "restart the car".

Thanks as always

This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @morewin.

My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.

This comment has received a 0.10 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @jerrysteem.

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. Marcel Proust

Yay!

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @joeness.

Thirsty thursdays

This comment has received a 0.61 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @nrich239.

Mr.Zurkon thanks you

This comment has received a 0.36 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @mrzurkon.

very good & helpful faucet

This comment has received a 0.07 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @abhisteem13.

@sydesjokes Is Working From Another Continent may be a bit slow moving content - Keeping eye open for posts.....

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

Thank you VERY much for all that you do for the GREAT STEEMIT COMMUNITY! It is GREATLY APPRECIATED! Let's all work together to make the world a better place and to get the Faucet Jackpot! All the VERY best! Love and Compassion! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

drip, drip

upvoted and resteemed ! thanks for all !

My neighbor's motto: " A happy wife is a happy life"

Hey guys, we are in 5th position! :)

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Hey guys, we are in 5th position! :)

5th-position!

Hwy guys, we are in 5th position! :)

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Well this time i will write a motivational quote that i like a lot and can be a motto as well:
Learn from the past, live the present and plan the future!
Hope you all have a great day!

I'll share a personalities name everyday here. If that's perfect with you.

Thanks

great job

Thanks for faucet..

Estaa son las cosas que hacen a steemit una valiosa plataforma, gracias por tu ayuda.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

GREAT FAUCET

Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast.

Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right.

Fat patient: All the time?

Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food.

good faucet

Nice Initiative!! Sharing for sharing on steemit platform.

helpful faucet.. thanks for running it everyday!

Thanks! Again, like yesterday, the day before, the day before, .... <3

Here I am, present!, thanks

Welcome to 9th May 2018 FAUCET.

thanks for the faucet and all the sponsors! get an upvote to help!

cheers from Venezuela.

Thank you Mr. Colin, for your wonderful work for everyone at Steemit and every sponsor. @drpuffnstuff
@exploretraveler
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@pastbastard
@rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

Cool idea

Thanks for the faucet

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For the ladies...
Have a great day
Tom

Thanks to all the sponsors

Thanks @sydesjokes

Thanks for all!

Thanks to all the sponsors, have a nice day

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Thank you

Drip drip

wonderful!

Very nice ;-)

This faucet is awesome!

Thanks!

Well done @sydesjokes

thank you

I have a quote for you....Every thing you have ever wanted is on the other side of the fear."....Thanks. :)

Gracias por el apoyo.

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Thanks for the faucet!!

Thanks again. We hope it is sustainable. Thanks to all the sponsors.

Every new day is a great beginning

Thank you for the opportunity

voted and esteemed !

Have a great day!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Excelent job, thanks @sydesjokes

Thanks. You want earn more SBD? Visit my blog for more details, it's absolutely free, enjoy!

Greetings friend;)

present!!

As the great Master Yoda said: "Do or do not, there is no try."

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. :)

Thank @sydesjokes!!

Thanks for sharing

Thanks for sharing

Please Stop - @ofili1

You just said "thanks for sharing" and in your your last 100 comments you used 91 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 25 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 76.80% and Bot: 6.90%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

Thank you

Thanks :D

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Thanks, the daily facet is wot looking for on a daily basis

Cool one dude

Thanks

Good faucet and have a great day.

Take the leap to land on higher ground

Thankyou

thank you

Great one, have a nice day

Thankyou

Nice one

Please Stop - @cryptocheta

You just said "nice one" and in your your last 100 comments you used 87 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 8 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 70.60% and Bot: 5.60%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

This is the best faucet ever @sydesjokes. Thank you for keeping this up.

good post @sydesjokes

posting early today !

Thanks again

Gracias por apoyarnos. Saludos

Valuable contribution for the sovereign people of steemit.

Thank you @sydesjokes!

Thanks! Have a good day!

Gracias por salir favorecido

Feel good and made others feel good too.

awesome work, as always

You're appreciated

slowly adding up

Jet fuel isn't even real.

Thank you so much

Minnowhelper

Be Grateful. Always.
I think this is one of the most important quot that we have to keep in mind, because everything what we're going thourgh is important that to keep the calm and thank to the universe for what is happening.

It's good to take a step back for gratitude any time :)

We take care of the future best by taking care of the present now.

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."

There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

Thank you!

The beautiful thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You aren’t defined by your past. You aren’t your mistakes. - Unknown

Nice optimistic thought!

Thank you! It is true! :-)

thanks

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

Happy thursday friend! Thank you

It's a good day when I get to this post in time!

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. ~Chris Grosser

If you don't want to be in the same place then just go away

Thanks for all friend! Happy day.

Life is a gift

I am not sure why there are 335 votes and only 65 comments with $1.96 SBD but we are only 2 hours into todays faucet. I am totally amazed at the number of sponsors today and want to tell each of them THANK YOU very much for being a sponsor of @SydesJokes Famous Daily Faucet.

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Best faucet I’ve seen so far.

Another day!

Another dollar !!

Best faucet on steemit

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Blessings friend :)

Thanks friend, regards

Thanks. Have a good day!

Nice! Good luck friend

Thanks for your Faucet post 9th May 2018.........

thanks for the reward

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. — Wayne Huizenga

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Great post my friend!

Welcome to Wednesday faucet

present

present friend

thanks

Thanks!!

Be so good they cant ignore you

Thanks for help ...

Ty

Thank you very much Sir.

very gud

Thank you very much Sir.

Cheers everyone, heading out for a long vacation. See everyone when we return after Summer :)

thanks buddy

very helpful faucet!

I never heard of this before, sounds interesting

Mother to her child, "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?"

Child, "My name is Paul."

There is nothing permanent except change.
Heraclitus

Don't wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

Many thanks for continuing the faucet. @sydesjokes

Трясь!

Boom!

Nice!

Good work.

Big guy walks into a bar....

"ouch"

Part of the human condition is love and loss. If you don't experience both in equal measure then your life is incomplete.

Thanks for the faucet...

Хороший день.

Upvote.

thank you for the faucet colin

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Hi Colin,
Have a great day.

Thanks for the faucet!

ThankYou.

YAYYYY!!!!

Hope you had a nice trip @sydesjokes

Checking in have a great day all :)

Thanks for faucet..

upvoted and resteemed..thanks

Gracias por ayudarnos a crecer ;)

You are the best!

thnak you very much, these time I also have something to read and vote if you find it interesting :
https://steemit.com/apple/@ansolas/apple-hardware-is-superior-than-any-pc

Thank you so much

Thanks

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Amen!

keep up the good work... i do hope too that someday i will have enough to donate.

present!!

present!!

saludos amigo<3 <3

present!!

Present, thank you.

Do you want to freshen up your ideas?


LOL !

Present, thank you so much.

Thank you!!!

Thanks!!!

Bar mitzvah was a good day in my life -- made more money that day than I think I'll ever make again.

Thanks again!

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thanks for the new faucet

thanks.

gracias por este nuevo día @sydesjokes

gracias saludos

Love your faucet!

Gracias!

Thank you and have a good day :)

“There Are No Limits To What You Can Accomplish, Except The Limits You Place On Your Own Thinking.” – Brian Tracy

Faucet that helps us planktons.. thanks

Thank you!

muy buena idea

starting in this modality, until now unknown to me. Very thanks

love you

thank you

how are you

thaks a lot

I'm back!

i depent on you

love you

Many thanks!

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“It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.” —Amelia Barr

once again thx!

Presente

thank you

great faucet

great faucet

¿Cuál es la verdadera intención del hombre? Se dice que nadie da nade sin percibir recompensa de retorno... Gracias a los patrocinadores.

Upvoted

Upvoted

Successful continuation of your project, @sydesjokes!

"But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated".
Ernest Hemingway

Thank you @sydesjokes for your support !!

arriba mi poder de voto

Tomorrow is the best day Friday Hahahahaha

Congratulations @sydesjokes!
Your post was mentioned in the Steemit Hit Parade in the following category:

  • Comments - Ranked 5 with 243 comments

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"be an inspiration to others"

Glad to hear the faucet is back on.

thanks broo

Those who have the ability to be grateful, are those who have the ability to achieve greatness. Steve Maraboli

Agradecida, muy agradecida

Nice one

That's good

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@sydesjokes Excelente !!!! Yo @gisel agradecida por el Faucet Open... interesada en donar!!!

Good work

Great work

Work for the job you want not the one you have!

Great work

Freedom of expression is the right of every human.

Nice rewards

Wow!!! This is great

best faucet :)

Thanks!

Bienvenido

ty

de vuelta

recuperando fuerzas

present!

thank you for your endless effort of helping minnows.

almost missed this faucet thanks God it is still open.😁😉

i'm here...present for today! 😀

Thanks sydesjoke I See your up vote this morning ..im really appreciate it. Thanks alot

gud fawset

Thank you

Hi Colin, thanks for sharing

thanks

thx for the opportunities

fish food for the minnows

Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place!

God Will bless U more...

gg dood!!

Upvoted and resteemed. Thanks

Thank You ;)

Thank you Colin !

Thank you Sponsors. What a great group of Steemians.

Thank you a lot

Good work blessings

Great faucet

Hola, @sydesjokes, este es mi aporte hoy: "Cada vez que puedas retírate a un espacio donde nadie te turbe, aunque sea por corto tiempo. Con los ojos cerrados, sin pensar en cosa alguna. Esto te llena de energía y te capacita para la vida, fortalece tu espíritu y toda tu existencia. "

Thanks to the Creator for everything you already have and you will have enthusiasm and energy to work until you get what you lack.

Que bien, buen trabajo, Gracias!

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