Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 FAUCET CLOSED

sydesjokes (64) in steemit • 7 years ago (edited)

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

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Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

Sponsor	SBD Donated
@sydesjokes	10.000
@joanstewart	2.500
@fhstralow	1.500
Total	14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet Date	Sponsors	Comments	Upvotes	SBD Payout
8th May 2018	8	290	565	3.20
7th May 2018	10	201	534	2.50
6th May 2018	10	242	513	3.20
5th May 2018	10	267	560	3.20
4th May 2018	8	272	549	3.00
3rd May 2018	9	296	578	3.00
2nd May 2018	11	250	542	4.50
1st May 2018	11	240	545	3.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018		5678	12827	104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018		3807	11626	147.50
Faucet Posts for February 2018		2391	7673	211.00
Faucet Posts for January 2018		5002	5940	213.81
Faucet Posts for December 2017		905	727	19.00
Totals		19841	43179	721.61

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7 years ago by sydesjokes (64)

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avtoledy (37) · 7 years ago

Thirsty thursdays

booster (68) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.57 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

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mawit07 (66) · 7 years ago

Thanks.

everything-4you (53) · 7 years ago

good faucet

gamernoob (56) · 7 years ago

Doesn't paying for upvotes for every comment get really annoying?

aceace (49) · 7 years ago

Haha. How to get such upvotes though?

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nrich239 (33) · 7 years ago

If you click on each of their profiles, there's instructions on how to get them to upvote your comment/post.

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gamernoob (56) · 7 years ago

You have to wonder why you would do that. All that effort for 30 cents? The smartest approach is to work out how to get more than that without having to pay someone for the upvote.

proffit (58) · 7 years ago

You got a 7.69% upvote from @proffit courtesy of @everything-4you!
Send at least 0.01 SBD/STEEM to get upvote , Send 1 SBD/STEEM to get upvote + resteem

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.14 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @everything-4you.

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minnowvotes (2) · 7 years ago

You got a 3.03% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @everything-4you!

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tspink (49) · 7 years ago (edited)

Great Faucet** Good just doesn't do it justice!

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energyaddict22 (62) · 7 years ago

My car repairs have recently outsourced to another country so when my car wouldn't work, I called the Help Desk. The very nicely asked me to "restart the car".

robhimself1 (49) · 7 years ago

Thanks as always

morewin (42) · 7 years ago

You know you’re old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @morewin.

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jerrysteem (45) · 7 years ago

My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.10 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @jerrysteem.

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machv (59) · 7 years ago

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. Marcel Proust

gamernoob (56) · 7 years ago

Yay!

joeness (51) · 7 years ago

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.43 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @joeness.

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nrich239 (33) · 7 years ago

Thirsty thursdays

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.61 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @nrich239.

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mrzurkon (50) · 7 years ago

Mr.Zurkon thanks you

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.36 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @mrzurkon.

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abhisteem13 (51) · 7 years ago

very good & helpful faucet

speedvoter (51) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 0.07 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @abhisteem13.

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joanstewart (65) · 7 years ago

@sydesjokes Is Working From Another Continent may be a bit slow moving content - Keeping eye open for posts.....

reonlouw (63) · 7 years ago

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

extraterrestrial (53) · 7 years ago

Thank you VERY much for all that you do for the GREAT STEEMIT COMMUNITY! It is GREATLY APPRECIATED! Let's all work together to make the world a better place and to get the Faucet Jackpot! All the VERY best! Love and Compassion! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

gomain (36) · 7 years ago

drip, drip

starfinger13 (50) · 7 years ago

upvoted and resteemed ! thanks for all !

psychkrhoz (54) · 7 years ago

My neighbor's motto: " A happy wife is a happy life"

amico (66) · 7 years ago

Hey guys, we are in 5^th position! :)

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amico (66) · 7 years ago

Hey guys, we are in 5^th position! :)

5th-position!

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amico (66) · 7 years ago

Hwy guys, we are in 5^th position! :)

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georgemales (68) · 7 years ago

Well this time i will write a motivational quote that i like a lot and can be a motto as well:
Learn from the past, live the present and plan the future!
Hope you all have a great day!

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streetsmart (46) · 7 years ago

I'll share a personalities name everyday here. If that's perfect with you.

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kamesh (50) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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dali.soh (50) · 7 years ago

great job

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kalejandra (54) · 7 years ago

Thanks for faucet..

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vacilator (46) · 7 years ago

Estaa son las cosas que hacen a steemit una valiosa plataforma, gracias por tu ayuda.

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meme.elena (45) · 7 years ago

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

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uzzalpk (35) · 7 years ago

GREAT FAUCET

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xb7xavi (43) · 7 years ago

Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast.

Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right.

Fat patient: All the time?

Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food.

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decaptain (33) · 7 years ago

good faucet

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zhivot (30) · 7 years ago

Nice Initiative!! Sharing for sharing on steemit platform.

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micromax (36) · 7 years ago

helpful faucet.. thanks for running it everyday!

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markusmichael (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks! Again, like yesterday, the day before, the day before, .... <3

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mindark (25) · 7 years ago

Here I am, present!, thanks

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shoukath (31) · 7 years ago

Welcome to 9th May 2018 FAUCET.

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luisjoeyf (33) · 7 years ago

thanks for the faucet and all the sponsors! get an upvote to help!

cheers from Venezuela.

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veronicasmb (47) · 7 years ago

Thank you Mr. Colin, for your wonderful work for everyone at Steemit and every sponsor. @drpuffnstuff
@exploretraveler
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@pastbastard
@rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

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rufruf (53) · 7 years ago

Cool idea

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mytechtrail (59) · 7 years ago

Thanks for sharing

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hayomi (47) · 7 years ago

Thanks to all the sponsors

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ofili1 (31) · 7 years ago

Thanks for sharing

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pleasestop (51) · 7 years ago

Please Stop - @ofili1

You just said "thanks for sharing" and in your your last 100 comments you used 91 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 25 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 76.80% and Bot: 6.90%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

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jamescrusader (40) · 7 years ago (edited)

Thank you

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pandasquad (58) · 7 years ago

Thanks :D

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k0wsk1 (63) · 7 years ago

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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nypho (51) · 7 years ago

Thanks, the daily facet is wot looking for on a daily basis

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rksumanthraju (55) · 7 years ago

Cool one dude

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galifrey (30) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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richard78624 (54) · 7 years ago

Good faucet and have a great day.

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eurovision (45) · 7 years ago

Take the leap to land on higher ground

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superexplorer (32) · 7 years ago

Thankyou

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meepsy (42) · 7 years ago

thank you

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grace234 (11) · 7 years ago

Great one, have a nice day

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jadeidol (45) · 7 years ago

Thankyou

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cryptocheta (67) · 7 years ago

Nice one

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pleasestop (51) · 7 years ago

Please Stop - @cryptocheta

You just said "nice one" and in your your last 100 comments you used 87 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 8 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 70.60% and Bot: 5.60%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

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heartbeat1515 (62) · 7 years ago

This is the best faucet ever @sydesjokes. Thank you for keeping this up.

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dianadvsalcedo (45) · 7 years ago

thank you all for your contributions, @sydesjoker. @drpuffnstuff
@exploretraveler
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@pastbastard
@ rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

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emilymorua (41) · 7 years ago

good post @sydesjokes

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steveconnor (65) · 7 years ago

posting early today !

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steem-reward (46) · 7 years ago

Thanks @sydesjokes

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davedickeyyall (73) · 7 years ago

Thanks again

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liznellacastillo (49) · 7 years ago

Gracias por apoyarnos. Saludos

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mariainesff (49) · 7 years ago

Valuable contribution for the sovereign people of steemit.

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rlt47 (56) · 7 years ago

Thank you @sydesjokes!

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nexit (56) · 7 years ago

Thanks! Have a good day!

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rafaelaquino (48) · 7 years ago

Gracias por salir favorecido

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rosemaritess (43) · 7 years ago

Thank you @sydesjokes and to all the sponsors.
Have a great day ahead!
@drpuffnstuff
@exploretraveler
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@pastbastard
@rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

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reinaldoverdu (66) · 7 years ago

Feel good and made others feel good too.

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meteoro (47) · 7 years ago

awesome work, as always

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abdul1234 (43) · 7 years ago

You're appreciated

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sinlg (65) · 7 years ago

slowly adding up

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insanityisfree (51) · 7 years ago (edited)

Jet fuel isn't even real.

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esmerallda (44) · 7 years ago

Thank you so much

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summi (46) · 7 years ago

Minnowhelper

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motordrive (54) · 7 years ago

Drip drip

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polilf (43) · 7 years ago

Be Grateful. Always.
I think this is one of the most important quot that we have to keep in mind, because everything what we're going thourgh is important that to keep the calm and thank to the universe for what is happening.

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fitinfun (71) · 7 years ago

It's good to take a step back for gratitude any time :)

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kcherukuri (55) · 7 years ago

We take care of the future best by taking care of the present now.

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mariannewest (71) · 7 years ago

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."

There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

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quotes-haven (70) · 7 years ago (edited)

Thank you!

The beautiful thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You aren’t defined by your past. You aren’t your mistakes. - Unknown

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bxlphabet (66) · 7 years ago

Nice optimistic thought!

quotes-haven (70) · 7 years ago

Thank you! It is true! :-)

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rubelynmacion (50) · 7 years ago

thanks

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freewritehouse (68) · 7 years ago

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

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unataldani (58) · 7 years ago

Happy thursday friend! Thank you

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fitinfun (71) · 7 years ago

It's a good day when I get to this post in time!

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sustainablelivin (53) · 7 years ago

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

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tantrum (45) · 7 years ago

Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. ~Chris Grosser

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ambarabby (47) · 7 years ago

If you don't want to be in the same place then just go away

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aledania (47) · 7 years ago

Thanks for all friend! Happy day.

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oscar21vander (65) · 7 years ago

wonderful!

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joel0101 (54) · 7 years ago

Life is a gift

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fhstralow (40) · 7 years ago

I am not sure why there are 335 votes and only 65 comments with $1.96 SBD but we are only 2 hours into todays faucet. I am totally amazed at the number of sponsors today and want to tell each of them THANK YOU very much for being a sponsor of @SydesJokes Famous Daily Faucet.

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andrekweku (54) · 7 years ago

Best faucet I’ve seen so far.

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kwekuabeiku (49) · 7 years ago

Another day!

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andrekweku (54) · 7 years ago

Another dollar !!

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kwekuabeiku (49) · 7 years ago

Best faucet on steemit

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kraitahex (25) · 7 years ago

Very nice ;-)

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abbak7 (68) · 7 years ago

...

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zmagaz (31) · 7 years ago

Blessings friend :)

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weestree (33) · 7 years ago

This faucet is awesome!

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sotillojoser (36) · 7 years ago

Thanks friend, regards

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