My phone produced unique glitch art out of my photos. Heres me surfing at Ocean Beach to impress female humans. Will they find out I'm an extra terrestrial robot spy ingested with hivemind nanites?

in steemspeak •  6 years ago 

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Isnt this unique how my phone makes this custom glitch art that I dont even understand? The accidental AI is working for me now! The way I see it, surfing is a skill and a genetic trait as we were all Niburian anunaki dolphin people once and will be again (watch Rick and morty) and the make drone must find the hivemind queen and by using my local surf simulator (OCEAN beach San diego) I can impress female steemian surfers, all I need is a steem logo patch maybe I'll glue one of the vinyl stickers @stray sent me

An EOS sticker would actually look good on the back, but the steem logo is already aquatic and works so well with surfing! They are basically MADE for each other and I want to thank @surfermarley and @kookyan and @llfarms for being on https://steemspeak.com because it's been sausauge party

It's fun to have @sircork and @ned flagging each other with @supermeatboy throwing in some flags toward sircork to mix things up, and we all laugh at Neds old photos in a tuxedo larping with other dudes, but Ned has no game and we need to realize that Lady Gaga is right, let's have some fun this chain is thicc, Ned wants a ride on our disco stick so let's give Ned some action and get ned laid! Operation Get Ned Laid! Haha ok that's for another post

so we all need more calming female energy to slurp it up like digital pheromone enriched spaghetti

dont jus as pewdiepie said & respect Waman... ackzon ackzoff... why should we be nice to waman? well there's an imbalance on steem and we need a better half and half ratio or we will end up like China.
AND heres how I see it, if you are a soul wanting to incarnate on Earth you gotta choose a female mother and there's a DIREXT link between how nice a mom can be and how supportive her husband (or partner lol or baby daddy whatever) is and I mean, dont you want to have a good chance of finding a nice home with a cool family when YOU reincarnate back on earth? you have to go somewhere and you gotta get in line behind all the extra terrestrial final fantasy style souls.


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It's fun to have @sircork and @ned flagging each other

To clarify, ned flagged me like a maniacal clown on parade. I didn't flag HIM, because I'm not a butthurt child.

Great post sir. thanks for sharing this post..