Who's been filling the swear jar up in 2019? I'm fucked if I know, but maybe SteemSQL can shed some insight.....

_{...is not on the list source - creative commons :)}

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The above swear in the intro doesn't count, this is comments/replies only from the 1st of January 2019 - 31st March 2019.

Also, if the comment contains an array of swear words (as listed below) it is only counted once. I can't remember when I was young if you had to pay per swear word, or you could go all out in one breath and pick up the same fine. Mum?

Some of these accounts likely automate their swears, not that they shouldn't count on this wall of 'fame', but just to make the reader aware.

Swears included

Yeah it's code, not quite as offensive as a list? :D

select top 100 '@'+author, '|', count(author) from comments 
where depth <> 0
and ( body like ('% shit %') or  body like ('% fuck %')  
or  body like ('% bitch %')  or body like ('% piss %') 
or body like ('% dick %') or  body like ('% cock %') 
or body like ('% pussy %') or  body like ('% asshole %') 
or  body like ('% fag %') or body like ('% bastard %') 
or  body like ('% slut %') or  body like ('% douche %') 
or body like ('% cunt %') or body like ('% bollocks %') 
or  body like ('% arsehole %') or body like ('% wanker %') 
or  body like ('% dickhead %') or  body like ('% tosser %') )
and created between '01/01/2019 00:00:00' and '03/31/2019 23:59:59'
group by author
order by count(author) desc

I stole most of the words from here, which includes the most popular swears from the UK, US, Canada, and Australia. The list felt incomplete without 'wanker, dickhead', and 'tosser' though :)

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And the winners are!

Firstly, I am totally impressed with the number of accounts I recognize in this list! There are probably 10 - 20 tops that I've not engaged with which seems low considering how many accounts there are.

Ten comments containing a swear will get you on the most prolific of the first quarter of 2019. That is less than one comment with a swear per week - weak!

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Sorry Mum

Of my 38 swears, 4 of these are when I have quoted others and so I think I can be forgiven for those. There is also plenty of 'shit', and 'piss', which I consider among the milder swears in the list.

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Alright, did you expect to be on the list, or higher on the list?

Swearing is cool, or fuck no?

Have a nice evening!

Asher