Chicken Soup For The Asshole... (copyright 2011)

in writing •  7 years ago  (edited)

Chicken Soup For The Asshole is a book I self-published in 2011...
It contains a collection of my best one-liner quotes...
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Sometimes wise, sometimes painfully cheesy... But many readers have had their third eye winking after they've read a few of these ideas...

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I like to take a good quote and make something new out of it, sometimes based on a pun, sometimes it's just my dyslexia...

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I am very interested in metaphysics and esoteric things... Yet I am also very cynical!

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Did I mention that I only sold about 10 copies? It's funny how artists can be really good at having new ideas, but super bad at getting those ideas to generate an income...

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Are you overwhelmed yet? I hope not...

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Many of the quotes didn't make it into memes... Like when I asked if the ghost of Michael Jackson was black or white... Or the simple resigned phrase, "I suck marrow..."

Here is a link to where folks never seem to go, to buy my book:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-morrison/chicken-soup-for-the-asshole/paperback/product-16612362.html

I haven't collected or published a sequel, although I certainly could... Because part of my creative process involves blanking the slate of all that was yesterday, in order to see what comes up today... I mention this because just by being myself on steemit, I will end up with the same hilarious content... I can't help it, I am a prankster at heart... Prankster WITH heart...

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I even like to get environ-mental!

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So, you don't have to buy my book... I will say more funny shit, as time goes on... But if you knew an agent or a JJ Abrams-type that I could pitch to? That'd be swell...

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