BlogHide Resteemsstone-boy (25)in jokes • 7 years ago愚人节快乐今天是愚人节,你被愚了几次,回复一下吧。哈哈stone-boy (25)in painting • 7 years agoplum blossomstone-boy (25)in moon • 7 years agowhere is moon?Lunar eclipse is a special astronomical phenomenon. When the moon moves to the shadow part of the earth, the area between the moon and the earth will be missing because the sun is covered by the…stone-boy (25)in flutter • 7 years agoflutter 01SCARLETT O’HARA was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. In her face were too sharply blended the delicate features of her mother, a Coast…stone-boy (25)in life • 7 years agowatermelonstone-boy (25)in job • 7 years ago6 jobs you've probably never heard ofThe jobs of the future will be very different from today Ever heard of a spatial micro performance designer? What about a creative technologist, or an urban agriculturalist? Synthetic systems…stone-boy (25)in idea • 7 years agoHow to launch a successful startupAs a judge of our Innovation Week Student Challenge, Dr. Jay Spence is helping other young entrepreneurs to get their start. We asked him for his tips on pitching and launching a successful…stone-boy (25)in independent • 7 years agoBecome a more independent person with these 5 tipsGrowing into yourself is part of learning how to be an independent person. What’s the best way to survive being thrown in the deep end when you start uni? Gain financial independence, know what…stone-boy (25)in ability • 7 years agoHow to make friends at universityLearn how to meet new people at university Sparking a conversation with a stranger can feel awkward, especially when you’re new to university. Here are five of our tried-and-true tips for feeling…stone-boy (25)in dance • 7 years agoSheeran brings success for France's Olympic ice-dance duoMOSCOW (AP) — They dance to Ed Sheeran and the judges are in love with the shape of them. Gabriella Papadakis and Guillaume Cizeron are the French ice-dance pair breaking records as they prepare…stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years ago奇葩备注表嫂穿着低胸装,走到我房间,表嫂有些生气的问我:“听说,在你的微信里,给我的备注是外号?” 我:“嫂子,你听我解释,潘,是您的姓,备注我肯定用上。金,是形容您十分的闪亮,引人注目。莲,是形容您像莲花一样,出淤泥而不染。” 表嫂:“切,你特码叫我潘金莲,你还有理了,今天你表哥不在家,来,嫂子今天要教你怎么做人!” 我:“嫂……子,别,别动手,别脱我衣服呀!”stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years ago帝王命格最近看了关于算命方面的书,突然发现自己是帝王的命格。 1,拿破仑是皇帝,我和他就有相同命格,拿破仑身高一米五七,我身高和他一样。 2,刘婵是皇帝,我和他也有相同命格,这是周围的人公认的,他们都说我是扶不起的阿斗。 3,刘邦是皇帝,我和他更有相同的命格,刘邦是流氓,我也是,这一点派出所的同志可以证明 4,朱元璋是皇帝,我和他也有相同命格,他原来做过乞丐,我也做过,并且现在还在做。…stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.叫你睡最近网上疯传,国家要收房产税,于是,我问同办公室的女同事 我:“小美,如果我有好几套房子,要税吗?” 小美脸红:“讨厌,才不让你睡呢!” 我:“我是说,如果我有几套房,交税吗?” 小美:“叫睡,叫睡,只要你真的有几套房,我就叫你睡” 我:“……”stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.按时打电话老妈:“孩她爸,咱闺女从9月1大学开学,到现在两个月没打电话了吧?” 老爸:“嗯” 老妈:“眼看就十一月了,不知道她冷不冷,这孩子,怎么就不知道给家里打个电话呢?” 老爸:“放心吧,一个星期内,咱闺女保证给家里打电话” 老妈:“你怎么这么肯定?” 老爸:“第一,开学两个月,按照咱闺女的败家的作风,快弹尽粮绝了。第二,双十一马上到了。” 老妈:“嗯,你说的还真有道理”stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.穷、酸、腐今天老婆问我:“老公,双十一到了,我购物车里羽绒服啦、面膜啦、洗面奶啦、包包啦都有,赶紧往我支付宝充钱” 我回答:“老婆,听说过一句话吗,成由勤俭败由奢,由俭入奢易,由奢入俭难!” 老婆:“我发现你越来越像老师啦” 我:“是吗,是不是越来越博学多才,温文尔雅?” 老婆:“穷、酸、腐” 我:“……”stone-boy (25)in joke • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.爆笑生活中的小夫妻丈夫:“我们结婚纪念日去哪儿呢?” 妻子:“当然要去我没去过的地方 丈夫:“好啊,那咱去厨房过。” ......stone-boy (25)in dance • 7 years agoa little dancedance click herestone-boy (25)in prose • 7 years agoThe happiness of the new yearNever want to fell in the years of the foot, then began to struggle there; never hope to give their own time, because there always have your own way. Time may take care of a person, will not be…stone-boy (25)in verse • 7 years agoQuiet thinking in the night静夜思 Quiet thinking 唐代:李白 床前明月光,疑是地上霜。 举头望明月,低头思故乡。 The light of the moon in front of the bed is doubtful on the ground frost. Raising my head, I see the moon so bright; withdrawing my eyes…stone-boy (25)in verse • 7 years agomake verse follow me ! YOU CANChinese: 相思 唐代:王维 红豆生南国,春来发几枝。 愿君多采撷,此物最相思。 Red beans are born in South China, and several branches come from spring. Wish to pick more, it the most acacia.