How @hanshotfirst Is Prepping For SOLO

@steemmatt is running a competition where you are supposed to describe how @hanshotfirst is spending this week desperately waiting/prepping for Friday night, or his movie review - SOLO! So here we go !

The most important thing when watching your favorite movie is to do it with your friends. This means that Mr Hans can't do it solo in this case. Being a Star Wars fan he will have to gather his even more nerdy Star Wars fans to watch it together.

@hanshotfirst immediately realized he would invite Yabba the slut; his high school sweet heart.

It was many broken Ikea sofas ago that they saw each other and due to Yabba's severe depression for being dumped by Chewbacka, the binge eating has just gotten worse . Apparently Chewbacka found her carpet to be too hairy, who would have guessed ?

Chewbacka thus can not be invited since it would get a bit tense. On a side note he is doing well and is currently dating Pamela Anderson and they are fighting together for the animal rights to stop the killing of animals, as well as Chewbacca himself, to use his silky smooth chest hair for next year's fashion coat.

It's sad that Chewbacca will not come, but luckily Luke will show up. Things have gotten a bit awkward lately with him because it turns out Luke's light saber was not as straight as originally thought, and it seems he wouldn't mind turning SOLO to the gay side.

Good thing that Yabba can sit in the middle and thus create some distance in between them. Well actually a lot of distance, good thing @hanshotfirst bought the smörgåsbord sofa with extra titanium support in the middle.

Last but not least @hanshotfirst wanted to invite his two good robot friends plus Amy Schumer. Turns out they were having a movie night themselves.

But in this movie @hansshotfirst didn't shoot his load first if you know what I mean, and unfortunately it's not a movie he will be able to see either, nor would want to, because nothing excites him more than watching himself tonight - SOLO.

I nominate: @acidyo and @kevinwong