Shower thought. Comedy Open Mic round 32

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago  (edited)

We're currently raising an entire generation who will one day "accidentally" pull the plug on grandma because their phone is on 2%.

I nominate @nonameslefttouse to come back and i still think @gtg should give this a crack.

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You opening statement shows that you don't even know my generation. The plug will be "accidentally" pulled around 15% battery life.

I'm an optimist.

been there done that, was playing pokemon go. No regrets caught a pikachu

That's fair. I suspect grandma understands.

Impressive, dark and sinister you have become in the Force of Pokemon

indeed my friend indeed

and i still think @gtg should give this a crack.

I would have to have two things:

  • sense of humor
  • spare time (I can't even manage to post my posts regularly)

Neither can be bought.

  • it's ok to fail
  • Those regular posts are like work. This is fun because you're allowed to say stupid things.

the force ask @gtg to use. Yes, hrrrm.

Often surprize how powerful silliness is Steemian are. Hrrmmm.

Fuck. I didn't know we had the option to pull the plug. Not that I want to see what she looks like when all the water's gone.

Chuck Norris facts written and to be entered tomorrow. Naturally, there's one about you. There's no alternative.