Thanks for participating in the contest, but in order to qualify for a prize your jokes need to be original and not reused jokes.

Found a posting here from 10 months ago with the same joke, and I also believe I've heard this joke before.

If you didn't think of the joke yourself, it's not original. We want to hear your jokes, not jokes you've heard in the past. I encourage you to try again and provide us with something funny that you came up with.