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Hah - got me for a second until your clues below.

smart enough to avoid going out with the wife too

She's no fun without the credit card

Trying to escape in the middle of the night from a one night stand without a light.

At least he won't stub his toe

Wasn't that hot today, been a lil weired lately. Starting off cold and when I walk out of work it's hot.

Bloody Melbourne for ya

When it's cold it's even better, those rays of sunshine bring out the best in people

the skin of reptiles gives me the creeps! cold shudder who else?

So funny and less scary also.

I wonder where its running to

hold on, I don't get it

They say if you need to explain it... It's not for you. But let me assist anyway.

Winter

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Watch the chameleon's eyes

That really quick look of derision the dinosaur gives is probably directed at the white dress lady’s poor choice of necklace with that neckline.

The dinosaur thinks that she should
be wearing an angular necklace or a single strand choker to bring out her jawline and keep attention on the hardlines of her long neck, rather than cluttering up the aesthetic with a longish necklace that intrudes down through the bust.

The dinosaur studied under Anna Sui, so he knows.

Wow gay dinos... He probably thinks all humans should wear chokers though, easier to enslave us that way.

Upvoted for aggrandinoment.

Haha. Totally get it now. I like wearing shades to hide my perviness and sometimes pray that Mary Poppings wind just blow up some skirts to bless my day.

realy nice post.Excellent move. I always see your post and follow you

Lol.. This one is good and funny enough o.. Octopus..... What a sexy octopus... Clean, neat and funny picture.. I couldn't fathom what I was seeing in the picture at first but when I observed it very well I was able to come by a reasonable and funny picture... Lols... It's funny indeed... Nice post once again..