Bottoms Up

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you spike a drink and see her down it all in one go

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I prefer to see two instead of one so you can play spin the bottle or spin something else.

hmm, spin the bottle of roofies, i'll try that game one day

If you're going to spike her drink, at least drive her home

I mean, isn't that the whole point

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well sometimes my beer goggles wear off before the roofies kick in

Calm down bro. You still have to get her home.

yeah then I just call mom to pick us up from the bar

surprise! it's his sister! they're already home...

Directed by M. Night Shamallamabananaawannajama

It took me a few seconds to put that joke together. But I did. Now I got to watch it agian to find the clues I missed.

And when she really want to get you drunk just to make you useless in the bedroom
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yeah whiskey beats viagra most of the time

That cat oddly looks like Ed Sheeran.
Drinks like him too I bet.

Since you are waiting for the effect to kick in, you run quickly to the bathroom. But when you come back, some other predator is taking your girl home.
What has this world come to. Stealing is wrong.

the vultures of date rape
now that's low

Easy there, that evil laughter has the power to wake her back up and make her rethink all her life decisions.

hmm you're right
this is why i'm not such a great poker player

True, maybe take up some other work? How about a prostrate examining doctor?
No, wait. That's not gonna be good for the patients' self-esteem.

She's laughing because she's a actually a MAN and he thinks he might finally get some tonight.

The big reveal is going to be hard to swallow.

definitely not the fairy tail twist ending I was looking for

When she drink your roofie drink in all one big sip.

Feels like there's no milestones left, but cheers anyway. I like it here.

When you spike her drink but you end up being more drunk

Her hyper dance must be burning off the drug

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Just one drink? She won't feel it since she's used to downing the whole bottle

Next time, just bring a club, it will work faster

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Bottoms up

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

My friends reaction...

Lmao yeah sometimes it can be hard talking to girls


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NP - Tonight's gonna be a Good Night by Black Eyed Peas

Lol, it also happened to my friend when he got married, ha ha ha :D

And when you just have a chat with her
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His hands look a freaking hairy tarantula!

Hahaha.. i know men dont like hearing such

Perhaps I went too far with drinks :)) Lol.

when your dirty mind always curious about bad things :D

Seem like he is to die in laugh.

Why is the man smiling like mad? ha ha Actually I liked the guy smile :p

Viceversa wud be toooo correct 😎😎😎😎

But then 20 minutes later you realized that she took your drink and you're drinking the one you spiked

Next, you have to get rid of her friend she brought along to keep her from doing anything stupid.


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If you have a Patriots fan in your household, you should hide anything breakable. Anything and everything nearby can be used in a celebratory TD spike.

Wow
Nice funny post. I like it.

I did not see myself as a spider man in my childhood
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Have you been a spider man in your childhood ???

And after drink

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In an attempt to one-up each other in a competition to see who can be the most down to earth, don't be surprised if you see a spike in Bee Beards

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wow very excellent post

bottoms up, dood