Adjust Settings

in funny •  7 years ago 

Just readjusting the settings on my prosthetic arm to 'recently single'

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After fapping for an hour straight.

Please get all your collective minds out of the gutter, he's just trying to windup up his mechanical watch, while cleaning his private, efficient isn't it?

this is why women are better multi taskers

Just a cheat, it’s called video games mode if you think you’ll be dumbed soon.

could be a pretty handy accessory for certain VR games

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

This reminds me of my dog, he's single.


Now I know why he's so wound up :P

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you're lucky the wind up control is the tail and not something else

You and me both, man.

I always like to do it with my non dominant hand....makes it feel like a stranger is doing it!

a stranger eh?
not just somebody else, but someone you don't even know
that's something!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol, a properly tuned mode, we give a lot of pleasant sensations for ourselves and others, ha ha ha :D

what eos is doing to us right now

Lol, totally agree

The camera doesn't capture the beauty of this device in that it also has an automatic lube release function.

You have the product link for us to order with your promo code?

it's so good you'll probably server your arm just to have this installed eh?

Sexy ass wobble on a pushbike

You should be fully prepared, so a blow up doll also an option

Looks like a cheap night out :D

@traf,
Oh dude, I think my wife got a prosthetic arm, when it started it's unstoppable lol :D
Traffy, no matter how hard it is, being single is a bless for anyone :D

Cheers~

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

My control panel is so complicated. How do I know how to reconfigure it now?

WHEN SOMEONE IS BRAGGING..

wow very excellent fun boss

Haha lmao cracker. Nek minit kid drives past.


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Lol. Yes, I see that you urgently need help, let's regulate your prosthesis :))

Funny this post was very good but it is very surprising to see because good hand strength is less than injured hand, but thanks so much for posting such a post, please stay with us by posting funny and posting it like this.

Beyond the sex part, though, these robot companions are poised to do even more than just make love to us in ways that'll make us feel like Superman.

You join every single college's Facebook page for your class to meet potential boys (don't lie) and roommates that you may or may not have because you may

He is doing set this girl after dance
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When hand become boring thing for single life then you decide to make an hole : )

@traf isn't it painful ?

This goes to show that orthopedic technology has risen to perfection. But there's got to be a better way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

When your normal hand is slow in jerking u off and you had to put on a robotic one

nice blog sir.
thanks for it.

Hey it picks up direction eventually. FYI you should've taken this gif

Rants ...

Piece By Piece

ARE YOU STILL BROKER FOOD? EASY AUTOMATED TRADING! PRECODED MODULES AND STRATEGIES

@traf got a big dick like Anaconda ?
Don't worry we have ultra modern technology !

Many a gif has been made about Layla apparently ...

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excellent fun
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This might very well be the weirdest photo response ever.

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That's great funny.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

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Let me just adjust that for you.The longer you watch it, the funnier it gets.

Wow! Very funny meme

Naughty Child

You are great @traf

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.. tall male with fairly pretty long brown-blond hair sat down beside her. She didn't recognize him, so he was obviously a Junior. Just because she didn't

When your normal hand is slow in jerking u off and you had to put on a robotic one

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wow very nice fun
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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

o no man
When your normal hand is slow in jerking u off and you had to put on a robotic one

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hmmm

I am always jerking off everywhere and everytime like robots

Don't be afraid to adjust your pattern.