Emergency Services

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you're lost in Ikea and have to call emergency services for a search and rescue mission to get you

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If only my trips with the wife to Ikea went as well as yours.

Usually this is me when we get home

yeah i mean as a person who struggles with lego, i'm no fan of diy flatpacks

Haha yeah I know that feeling, footage of me getting rescued from Ikea.


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that's footage of the darn bookshelf i got from there

Their furniture is collapsing, I see.. :>

Wow, Thanks! @gentlebot

What a surprise again @gentlebot!

Yes @gentlebot very helpful

Thank you Sir

Thanks for you...

Yeah I see

By the way, what movie is this?

It happened to me once, i will never go back again!

they'll put your remains in a flat pack

Thanks for you....

I feel like the "Donald" would be a good spokesperson for Ikea

Now if only Ikea was from China, the "Don" would support it

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

you could try assembling stuff and commit suicide

like half the avengers in infinity wars?

No spoilers!

@traf ,
It's like During sex when you realize your partner's pussy get over heated !!
Then you asking for Emergency services from Fire Brigade by saying City On Fire, City On Fire !!!!!!!!
Please Help me out ...... Hurry Up.

yes jayed
that's exactly what it's like
scratches head

hahahahaha traffy savage reply +_+

The trick is going in the exit. In case you forget, just think of anal sex when you go to buy a new bookshelf.

I'll insist that all my billy bookshelves come with a glory hole

@traf,
I think you might keep her hotline number before attending to Ikea!

Traffy, anytime, anywhere she can rescue you with her super powers. If you are a regular customer requesting this services more than one time, sometimes you might get bonus too lol :D

Cheers~

Hahaha funny @traf.
I guess it will be awesome if steem would hit $50:)
I would dance like hell!!!
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I remember this movie. As far as I am concerned, it should be Saving Private Traf. it was very exciting, thank you @traf.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

fun is amazing

so funny

amazing funny

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Wow very cool funny...

Wow
It is good to see that the story has been completed. I am sure you have thought about compiling it to an e book.
Great job guys!

That's a great on, thanks for sharing...

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My son literally pooped in his pants at Ikea because it is a maze just to get to the toilet and he couldnt hold it

I wonder what fallows when he eventually gets rescued and released. Let me guess, he gets lost again!

Amazing funny...

I thought all you had to do to get out of Ikea was follow the yellow brick road.

Lorde style funny, I like this.....

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

haahahah.it's a lot of fun.sir @traf I smiled at my stomach to laugh after seeing each of your posts.Waiting for your next ridiculous post....
@gentlebot

hahahaha amazing funny.

Haha really amazing and funny
Well done publishing

@gentelbot sir please come back.

hahahahaha #gentlebot funny
Thanks for sir @gentlebot

Thanks @traf for taking out steemit to the amazing comedy.

How funny!!!!
That's so cool!!!

JAJA I like that fantastic

JEJEJE images rescuing my nephew from Ikea is very funny

What is he kept on the stomach. He is also talking .hehehe

Emergency Services coming on the way ...................

@traf Your shitty trick worked at last.

IKEA emergency ! IKEA emergency ! is here.

Ikea is so huge, i've been there once ...

Funfact - a lot of people are only visiting IKEA for food in the cafeteria :>

well, it might happen, getting lost I mean, especially when with wifey

One has to just relax and wait to be found. Lolz