Got Her Number But...

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When you finally get her to give you her number but realize there's an extra digit

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That is why my generation only swaps FB or IG

when I'm old enough to afford a gf date, I'll only be swapping steemder...ahem, I mean Steem id.


Can't trust digits anymore

yes i agree with you...lol..

Gotta be careful
Before you know it she will be asking for your wallet pw

ya but at least us older people don't have to deal with fake profile pics and the like
harder to use fake profile pics in real life

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You know service ticket you get in line at the butcher, and when it's your turn they ran out of the special?

Well that's the extra numbers you get when you don't have charm sorted out early in life.


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i suppose those extra numbers come in a lot of places like at the brothel

I would not know anything about that, with all the new internet apps and services these days, I can get delivery of almost anything to my house.

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the last digit is a secret code on how many times you have to try before giving up

as are the first 9 digits

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@traf. Ouch. That is like taking viagra and getting all ready to find your inflatable girlfriend leaking !! Lol.

Upvoted.

ouch , what to do now with this

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lol

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Hahaha exaactly !!

hope its leaking air and not your own deposits due to overuse and never washing

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Amazing that a pro basketball player can count to 11.

maybe in binary

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Didn't even think of that. That's funny!

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But if she can't even get her own number right then you're probably better off.

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Jimmy Butler knows a thing or two about extra digits.

you know i had to google who he was? :p lol

That sucks - you missed the ride or a life time

not his first rodeo

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YOUR HAPPINESS WHEN YOU GOT HER NUMBER

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and after when you knew, she made you fool

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There's always the missed connections section in the newspaper: "tall, athletic basketball player looking for hot girl at club...that still reads the newspaper." Seriously, has anyone actually reconnected by doing that? Don't worry though, I'm sure in the future everyone will just retina-scan everyone Terminator-style and you can just pull up their address and favorite sex positions on the fly.

you could try with the extra digit, but where where is it missing??

That is just 10 tries before you get it right.

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I realized that you deceived me :)

There are many extra digits.

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That's a great funny one. ..I smile now..πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰resteemit done..

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Lol... I love Jimmy Butler.

I actually had a similar situation.

I didn't get a number with extra digit, but she gave a wrong number.

And I thought I had her.

I have always been against automatic vote, if you really build relationships with other users, it implies the reading of their materials and live comments on the subject.

But, I understand that it's hard to find free time for this (every day follow updates of friends and participate in discussions). And auto-vote in a sense is an opportunity to say Hello, to express respect for your relationship. Accordingly, if you withdrew from somebody list you have lost the interest of this person to you. So your actions in this case are absolutely correct.

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and when you call that number and know number is really wrong

and after when she gave you her grandmother number

Wow great post...Loved your funny picture and ...Thanks for sharing with us...

Wow!Funny post very nice..I like it..Thanks for sharing this post..

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that's a great funny post.
keep it up. thanks for sharing

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Hahahahahaha...i bet you that just made it easier. I will try from 0-9 digits her complete number must br within that range. But when you got it all wrong when the middle of the digits given, a number is wrong then you spend your whole life working the maths. Thanks for the joke.

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Confusion, confusion πŸ˜‚

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He he he and that's when you realize she played you big time.

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the last number is always a 0 till 9 ;-)

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Hahah it wasn't worth a try

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hahaha and realize her face after after get a wrong number from her

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Kwkwkw why is it, what is the effect of upset?

Haha
I always find your posts very funny .Thanks for making me lough.

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;)

@traf,
THat's funny :D If she decided to call you :D

Cheers~