How Much Did I Drink?

in funny •  6 years ago 

When you wake up in the middle of no where and try to remember how much you drank to end up here

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Lol, when I wake up in this state, I do not understand how I ended up here, since I started drinking yesterday at a bar with friends, haha

nice of your friends to leave you there

haha, well, that's not on the street

Mother honest. Where am I?
The moment when you oblige yourself not to drink anymore, if you get out of here

looks like you just woke up next to your cousin naked

that's vodka he's drinking

Haha it looks like you might have ate way too much too :)


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nah, i'm just big boned

I'll take one more...

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ya one for the road

You look so cute when you're drunk but all that winking is not gonna help you get home.

maybe if you wink at the cops passing by they'll give you a lift home

Maybe if you wink
At the cops passing by they'll
Give you a lift home

                 - traf


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

He's just working on his tan

Celebration continues!

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