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Then
this happened with your balls...

yeah we need to use a sheet of those balls as mattress springs

yeah those be traffy's balls, tough as nails

Hardened by years of abuse

and neglect

@traf,
Ha ha yeah poor me, this is how my legs looks like :D

And my child had a lot of complains :D

Cheers~

don't skip leg day

@trafalgar,
I didn't forget what happened in leg day :D

Cheers~

confucius says:

"Man who takes long time to stoke beaver, may still have block dam"

well easy to say when you don't look like road kill every time you make love to your wife

Geez Traf she is fat, so basically you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot just to Fu $k her ? Cant be easy with your bee sting either

she's dry as the sahara desert so that trick doesn't work

Dry as a nuns nasty

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

geez foully are you speaking from personal experience....you seem to have some detail insights

Well if you stroke it patiently, she'll give you the beaver.


That's a whooping big beaver

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bit on the hairy side, but i'll take it

You knew what you were signing up for when marrying her.Lots of fun:

we gotta get a new bed every 3 months

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

and Bam!

It doesn't make things better that her favorite sex move is the Flying Dutchman

takes a few tries to get it in the right hole but after the money we spend on food we just can't afford condoms

Hahaha !

God damn women....I thought we going for a sea-change not a tree-change!

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razor broke after she did her armpits

As long as it's after she did her face

oooo she need a bushhog

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

after.....your wife's revenge... :)

only way to get me hard

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

wire fence gaps are way too large, can't stop traffy's penetration

poor traf got steemrolled

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i bet my wife had bigger tits than that when she was 7

well i didn't want to make her too big after all your tip was still sticking up

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

yes success!..started getting chikas tammy to promote boobies sexiness at traffy's, once we get @diebitch, @damira, @take5, @jedi-won, & @chiquibencomo to fall in line we'll really start pimping! Muahahah!

I thought we agreed not to reveal the plan?

too late!

even they admit it's too late....exactly as planned!

Your diabolical plan may or may not work

yes you're right again, it's that diabolical because it makes you think, 'if it may or may not work'

That's pretty hot. Sure, you're flattened like a pancake, but at least she's is giving you some attention. Kind of kinky using a broom, but who am I to judge?

Yeah we have her ex on the front door step serving as a welcome mat

People With High Steem Power......Now It's time to sleep
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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

ummhmm....you know he be listening to Eminem while getting his BJs

Happy Funny Morning with @traf.
I like the Man with great sense of humor.
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life that's beautiful.

Haahhahaha .... what a funn.. i like your post. thanls for sharing

Me after...
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Good job

Traf u are just a funny guy, ur presentation are amazing. Thanks a lot and also visit me once u are free. @traf

that's really bad dear friend @traf
but there are worse things

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@traf why are you so funny :D

Hahaha..
really funny
thanks for sharing @traf
100% upvote + resteem done

hahaha you made me laugh this morning. Thanks for sharing

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Funny... buh she's your wife.. nice post

This is so funny @traf, i have upvoted your post and i am following you straight away to read more from you

Make sure you dress right for the erection occasion


Pastels, can go wrong in hiding a bright boner with blinding bright tights that keeps all eyes away

man tights from aliexpress

Geez Traf she is fat, so basically you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot just to Fu $k her ?
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