Proper Parenting

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The instant my kid turns 18

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Are you kidding me? They can finally start paying rent.

As a parent, that's a milestone I look forward to

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what's the price of a basement these days?
asking for a friend

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There might be a discount if you have certain skills or willing to provide certain services.

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If I become a parent

This will be my motto

yeah I'm trying to pick up a heroin addiction as we speak

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

When they just wouldn't move out

You gotta grab any opportunity to make sure they can't get back in

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ahh I see, hospitalize him first
grabs hammer

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Make sure you grab the right hammer or it could end badly for you.

You and your wife celebrate by her giving you a dirty Sanchez

Or was that a squirrel that drew in the moustache?

Listen we all know your Asian don't be trying to take credit for glorious European moustaches

I have trouble growing a mustache so I just grow my nose hair out

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Don't throw them out ! 18 is the age when they can start working for you and actually bring back some money - why do you think I'm forced to be on Steemit all day ? My mum Will always "Look After" us kids

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Finally time for them to give back a little.

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It's about time right ?

guess you're not as good looking as your brother who's forced to work the streets

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No, about the same, his brother is just better able to swallow his pride... and other people's...

Haha

You are right . I have always been jealous of him. On a good day, during tourist season, he can earn more in one day than I make in a month

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Yep, it's gonna be GTFO>>>>

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slap him until his face looks like the guy in the background

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Haha, good one traf :)

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

Your kid gonna slap you?

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No i'm a big boss in small body :P

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I think you are being pretty kind to your kid Traf just throwing him out the door

Ensure he never returns

hmm but if he survives we'll likely be stuck with a cripple in the house for a long time

@traf,
When he turns to 18+ this can be happened too :D

Cheers~

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haha scary kid that bart

haha if homer got any larger bart's foot would be stuck

@trafalgar,
Yeah lol :D

Cheers~

With millennials these days, they'll finally be out around mid-thirties. Watch out though. They'll be the first to send you to an assisted living facility.

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least you won't be dying from the cold

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Why does he keep going downstairs? it's obviously a bad idea.

Might be his version of hell where he is forced to repeat this for eternity

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Be careful they don't sneak in via the back door. Better get a shotgun just in case.

wish I had one when I was in prison to deter people from sneaking in my backdoor

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Shouldn't have left it open.

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they're goonee!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn lol , today i'm gonna request my father to throw me like that πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
Btw i want to jump from 19 year to 25 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Because lot of my crush are senior than meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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ah another teen here, hey @joshua-golbuu check this dude

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and to think that there are many parents who are waiting for their children to turn 18 to tell them

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Hahahahaha lol That’s the only right way of parenting there is

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Seriously😁

Your kid must be donald trump hehe...
Congrats.

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donald trump was still sucking on his daddy's titties till his late 40s

but hey if that's what it takes to be the US President these days....yeah congrats :p

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Ha ha ha ....what a funny enjoyment gif!!!!!

Lol. I will come back buy the house then throw you out.

I can see this happening

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Damn right, lol. Thank God, I'm not having any but if I did, daaamn right lmao.