Protection Is Important

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Zoomed in footage of what happens to sperm when you wear protection

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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Actual zoomed in footage of sperm during anal sex, without protection


source: gifbin

you should try vaginal to get your head out of shit for a change

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

@dj123 Warning :Without protection could be spread hiv(AIDS) !!!!
but who care, when your temperature are so high ......... šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
On that time motivation be like "fuck the protection and the world. let me first pop up inside and pump my juice out "
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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

it was a priest doing the anal fcuking ..... they had no budget for rubber

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hahahahhahaha but honey i think they had the budget but they didn't wanted to involve something between their holy moly position šŸ˜
That's why they didn't use the rubber Xd šŸ˜‚

holy crap. best action i've seen since this month tho

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

hey Kockysingh usually i prefer a punchline so we promote humor skill development, but this is a daem good find, Upvoted!

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Drinking a carton of beer a day and the result it has on your sperm...the best type of protection!

where do you get beer in cartons?

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At very special places

you deserve a medal

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Why thank you i already have many

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why doesn't any of them look like bart?

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Thata some ugly sperm if it did

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hahahahhahahaha ........

damn, and he was coming in to clean everyone up

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He was coming to clean his gf's ......... But you stopped him šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

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come on give a punchline jayjay and i'll throw you an upvote

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

When you heard that your girlfriend peed in the classroom and made there flood. So, you were going to clean there as soon as possible but your bitchy friends trap ( @traf ) stopped you . hahahahahahahahhaha šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

First man had knowledge.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

That's what it would actually look like if sperms came from hairy pussies :P

just your mom doing her daily clean out

How it feels when you wear condom for the first time.

you meant to just stick it in the ass so he protects you from aids

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

you're doing it wrong and suffocating the head!

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Personally, I think this is the best protection

If they can't take you down, their sperms are not worthy

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basically if you edit out the woman, that's what i'm like after a couple of drinks

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Lol, in that case, she doesn't need any protection...your sperms will be too drunk.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

The one in the back has finally benefited from being a lazy piece of shit.

he's definitely coming from behind :)

they both lost

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lol

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

It s like running into door..pooooof hahah

this has happened to all of us at least once

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

punchline could be stronger, if you gave yourself 25% upvote instead of 100%, i would bring you up higher.

Eg. "No mercy even for sexy blond sperms"

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

Also some people when we suggest that they write their own material below.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

Haha u got to have poweful sperm which breaks every shackles ;)
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Good one, agreed

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

hey @tasauver,

you look like a young but good Steemian, now that you control 3500+ SP, would you terribly mind upvoting the OP and not your own reply until it gets to the top? Let others upvote you if you make them chuckle, after traffy has passed you can come back and upvote yourself with 100% if you want, cool?

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

@dj123 I really appreciate your reply but there are many below who have done that and you mentioned only me, I have put my efforts to reach here, it's not like I got Sp for free bro, I have put all my earnings into it, and if you still mind it, I will down vote myself and leave :)

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

don't worry about them, most are under 500 SP, and i can see that you are developing your skills, see the foles09 guy, yeah that one with the homer sperm, he sucked shit for the first 15-20 traf reply, and I challenged him the same way, in fact i told him not to self upvote for 1 week (or until he got 2 traf upvote in a row) and if he's good i will let him know

today, he only needs to upvote himself 0.01 (and only if he really likes his own reply), and he consistently gets >50% upvote from traf

play the long gam

go for skill

if you want to make progress faster, go put up a @comedyopenmic entry, twice a week you can earn free upvote, way better return than your delegation...and in more than 1 way

avg post at #comedyopenmic is 3.5 to 6.0SBD, some makes 50-100SBD, not to mention lots of new followers, we've got whales, dolphins curators, curie, ocd, dtube, and lots more support too....oh yeah did i mention the community comedy account also gives out SBD and Steem prizes, and the best part glory!

we practice our skills here at traffy, if you just upvote yourself to the top you will not know if you're getting better, play the skill game.....you'll be thankful in a few weeks time!

Now, go show recognition, support, and upvote @traf

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

It's okay, I followed this post since I commented on it, I didn't upvote myself at first then I checked it again and I saw people on top only because of their own upvote, it's a right to everyone, I see even big guys here upvoting themselves. But I don't mind your advice man, I will take it in my stride but my question to you is only if a guy with reputation 25 or 30 posts a nice comment but because of self upvoting even by a person with reputation 45 will keep his comment down. But this is the way it goes here, I have seen it myself but yea since your are senior to me here, I will take up your advice for my good. Just wanted to be honest with your reply :)

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

nah.....i've seen traffy scroll all the way to the bottom and pickup good replies, but we also need to see feedback from others, it's a community here.......and i promise you, you're very early into Steemit it just celebrated 2nd b'day a few days ago.

one day you will be the one giving out advice....nothing i say here benefit me....i know it's hard for you see it, but i do want you to succeed as well as others, would i spend all this time explaining things to you if i didn't?

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Yea I got your point sir, I upvoted others comment, like you upvoted others, is that aproblem too, if it is i will down vote that too, i used a tagline of mine in my gif which i posted, may be i am not getting , anyways i will take a leave from here , my intentions werent as you might have perceived.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

i'n not asking you to leave, i did not flag you, i am suggesting a better way, nothing more, you want to upvote yourself to 100% go for it, others here will flag you but i won't flag your own upvote, i know delegation these days is too expensive and such a rip-off you deserve better...but it comes with knowledge and skill,

but now, you don't know what you don't know, there is still much for you to learn to get sustainable to say 1000 Steem in earning (about rep 57 i think) my fellow Steemian

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Lol, in our life, the main thing is to choose a quality condom, ha ha ha :D

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If abortion is murder,
Condom is kidnapping :p

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popular meme...see before all over the internet.....make it original

Eg.

If abortion doctors are murderers
Durex Condom are Isis Kidnappers

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

That's one way of ensuring the sperm never reaches the egg.

Muscles on the guy with the fake bat needed to even need the pillows.

yep

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Protection Is Important

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When she like every color
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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

same thing here @tasauver / @shahaan, you got wit, use it to get more punchy with your punchlines

leave the upvote to very top to others, ok?

you can upvote both accounts to 100% later, earn back your delegation, but please upvote the OP (he doesn't need it), do it to form the better habits while you're still new and young in Steemit, gaming the system works like 10%....90% success here is skill, communities, and relationships you form.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Ohhh this also ain't allowed God ok as u say sir, let the others win here who got better upvotes . U have upvoted others too can't I upvote anyone . I am just asking may be um too new here then :(

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

you really want me to reveal you entire steemd history and show the relationship between @tasauver / @shahaan since your first financial interaction?

nothing is hidden on this blockchain.....just saying

and even if you were better at covering up, behavioral psychology states that no one will defend another unless there is sufficient benefit or reasons to do so that's apparent and obvious....you honestly want everyone here to think that a bunch of colorful condoms is the best reply here?

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

And what about My reply, wasnt that a little best, i downvoted my bro too, upvoted traf too, and this time not just to a get upvote . I hope i did fine now, as you asked me to do. I did everything now .. and i didnt know self voting is a crime here because i learned it from here only, guys upviting their comments with good value. May be i got it wrong but now i cleared it all. I hope its find now

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

it was fine before....you can do better that's all I'm saying, i telling you the truth.... you got real skills.....but it's raw as fcuk, you need to believe you can get better....tell you want....you keep focusing on improving i will follow you, and if you got a good post let me know i will check it out, AND if you make an original post to #comedyopenmic i promise to go and upvote it......cool?

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

All my posts are original and yes I will soon post for #comedyopenmic. I promise you

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

looking forward to checking it out, promise you won't regret pushing yourself into trying new stuff, let me know ok!

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

yea yea... i got wits as fcuk,,, it u who needs to hit the end of his wits... Neva mind... i saw the outcome tho...

Keep Harassing me lol

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

haven't even started

;)

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Yea he is my brother, cant i upvote him, ok that's the problem, i will upvote any other guy then

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

upvote other as much as you like, infact better you give 4 x 5% than 1 x 20%, reciprocation of appreciation is what you'll generate over time, as well as genuine respond and support too

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

Color me, color me

One of the best musician.
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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

wow very excellent post Thanks for sharing i will done upvote..,,,

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

Lol. Very true.

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so funny

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Seem like other cat knew about it.

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