When your wife is so controlling the only way you can sneak out of the house is to flush yourself down the toilet
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Haha lmao, where do you think they got the idea for the movie "The Great Escape". I think your version would be much better though.
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ya, what a twist ending that would have been
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@traf,
Dude when you came out of that sh!t hole and meet your new girl friend lol :D
Cheers~
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ya it's delicious
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Lol, with constant control from my wife, I have my own secret exit from home, haha
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that's a very unique cat flap
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Lol, he did his best
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Lol Yes, this is a very awful moment, but to freedom at any cost
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looks like one of those putties the power rangers always beat up
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Haha. Exactly.
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Looks like Mario got lost
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happens when you take too many mushrooms
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In the list of people who like this post...
I wonder if your wife is first.
I think she wants to see you go down the toilet.
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she'd definitely use the full flush
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LoL traf, in fact, I act on a lot easier after my wife has established constant control over me :D
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I first left the house through the toilet, now I made a secret exit
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It s more safety than sneaking out like this...
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Yeah, but you shouldn't open the mouth like this guy here :D
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A nasty idea, but it is fantastic
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things have to be pretty shitty at home to want to escape that way
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I guess that's the only way out really interesting
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I guess with enough laxatives anything is possible!
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