When I'm out trying to buy a belt for my wife and the shopkeeper asks what size?
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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@traf,
You must spend more time with her. As a husband you spend more time on STEEMIT. But look how I am trying my best to avoid this situation!
Unfortunately it didn't work so far lol :D
Cheers~
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yeah i'm more or less the same size
in more ways than one unfortunately
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Haha lmao now why does this come to mind.
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I know this may be too much info, but I tend to hang to the left
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Me when all of my assignments are overdue.
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Haha good one lol
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Hey @traf i have underwear for your fat ass wife
I will deliver at your home send me just 1000 steem .
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fuck, I knew she had something going on behind my back
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Good lord, where did you find this and what did you type into google to find it lol.
I think there is a sail boat down the marina missing a sail
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when @traf is the shopkeeper!!! and his customers booty bigger than his shop. But still @traf asking for the size !!!! 😀
On that time ladys reaction like : "wanna be pounded by the booty bitch? 😎 "
@traf : No, I betrayed by the booty 😨
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no shame at all if she asks is it in yet
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ohhhhh really then that will be cool 😀
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I'm surprised you even thought of buying anything after her $800 stunt.
Is this how life is going to be after marriage?
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you'll find out
i don't want to ruin the surprise
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The shock you mean.
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Yeah dude she need magical slim sauna belt.
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nice, I like how it makes you 15 years younger as well as thinner
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Lol, in this case, I show the sample size directly to the seller, ha ha ha :D
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straight from the vending machine
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Usually when I’m buying belt for my wife, the shopkeeper asks “what for?”
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Lol just shove a pair of smelly socks in her mouth
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Sounds like you need to use the power of the mind in the bedroom then Traffy...big belt big.......
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I don't fully understand. You are buying the tall and good looking black guy too?
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Look this belt belong to my wife.
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Hasemmmm.. Big size
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At least she didn't ask for a thong.
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Did they send him daughters?
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The same size as Orion. (Throwing a bone to the astronomers out there. Both of you.)
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