If you're faster than this turtle, then there's really nothing to fear from zombies
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in times of crisis, survival is about knowledge
Vanilla Ice-Cream, That's The Dessert of Choice That Goes With Brains
source: lovinmalta
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That's cruel. Teasing the zombie like that.
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Zombies are dumb, can't even stretch their tongue to lick some
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brain freeze
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My face when I realize that I’m quicker and more agile than the turtle
Ain’t no zombies catching up to me
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nah, some zombies are pretty hardcore so you're fucked
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lol this scene drove me nuts when i watch zootopia, could not wait story to go on and actually I feel like time was slowing down for me
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When you get older and slower, you can't outrun zombies
Then you just gotta be smarter and set traps for them
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lol what the hell is this, walking dead meets roadrunner?
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haha good one.
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Who knew zombies were racist?
I should be safe then
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for the rest of us, blacken up and survive is the advice
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haha hAejinNickker!
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My wife is so
sluttyloving that she can convince even zombiesto not eat her as she has many things to offer to him.
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brains is definitely not one of them
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That is sooooo sexy!
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It's not how fast you can run, it's the technique
Zigzagging leaves them lagging
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yeah stay away from the boss zombies from zombieland
they're fast af for some reason
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In case of zombie apocalypse, make friends with people slower than your. It's easier than getting in shape and being able to run faster.
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only reason i have a fat friend
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Explains why I have so many friends.
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The turtle must have been trained by this guys. Look at that beautiful force field.
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I like to roleplay being the Magikarp at the beach with my buddies being the Jedi, too!
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it's splinter and shredder in their younger days
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@traf,
But don't under-estimate the power of turtle :D They can bit back and hidden under the mobile roof lol :D
Cheers~
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@traf
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you will be pleased to know that,
if u faster than this turtle, then there is nothing to fear about tiger 😂😂😂
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Never ending farts and diarrhea can also protect you from zombies.
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Aaaah, it finally dawn on me. Zombies like brains!! Therefore, if I'm slow, zombies will pass me by.
Time to make friends with all the intelligent people.
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soo beeng a reetard be lyk a repearlent to the zoombees? ....... minnow undoorstan!
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Most a times i just don't fear zombie, I always get my back covered with my spine whenever i sight them coming.
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I love running is just that my ash won't just allow me to do that
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hahaha.. I can help you to handle your ash
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from outside a lion but inside is a cat..
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haha
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I'm ready to face zombies, I got my outfit, I got my weapon
Oh heck no, I can't handle crazy mamas
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Faster! Too slow! Ohh! Faster! Ah! Ok now! Ah!
Fuck it! Great one more try! Faster.....
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No matter how fast you get, you can not run away from women.
It is a foregone conclusion, sad but true.
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Lol, except if the zombies are faster than the cat, then you're in a mess
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Aw, damn!
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that's just lazy.....i like it!
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Hehe!
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Hehehehe...with the way the cat was jumping up and down trying to catch the turtle...I am pretty sure the turtle would think it's running like this in its mind...
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Lol, sometimes a turtle itself can be a zombie, so you need to protect the most expensive, ha ha ha :D
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😂😂😂😂Hahaha very funny.
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Although turtle is not moving so fast but steady.
Nice post with amazing video.
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Faster than bacteria hhh
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The biggest pussy cat you will ever seen 😂
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hey @johndilan, i know you're new here, welcome to Steemit and to traffy's
if you're going to upvote yourself, go upvote this post and I'll throw you an upvote that's worth much more ok?
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You bitch , don't disturb me 😡😡😡
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comeon @jayed007, if you're going to upvote yourself, upvote traf.... it's the thought that counts!
show respect and grow your Steemit account!
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Dude i lost my fucking bandwidth power during giving upvote . personaly i love trafs meme and funny posts . coz he is the only one who give me entertainment in steemit community . btw i will be careful about it next time .
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This guy got small and dangerous pussy 😁
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but i love this speed its faster than lambo ;p
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Hehehehe..
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hahaha,,this is so funny
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Excellent and Oujda this is trying to fly hh
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