What I'd be forced to do all day if my wife had telekinetic powers
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6 years ago by traf (81)
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It's my choice so I deserve what is happening to me
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it's like the adult form of doing lines over and over on the blackboard
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@traf,
With or without telekinetic powers, wife's always rage :D
Cheers~
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that's how i've been feeling since the marriage
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Do not do like that my friend😂
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What i like to do if had telekinetic powers.
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suddenly surrounded by strippers
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Lol . I'll wait, but at night I'll take revenge on her. She does not know that I have the same abilities.
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i keep it secret because I can use a extra bit of help down there when we're doing it
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When my wife's hair starts to move on her head, it means she's angry and now she'll start beating me:)
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she's like the opposite of a super saiyan
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Is that how she calms you down when you get excited?
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that or just a few hours of nagging usually does the trick too
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My wife complains, I don't Last Long
what do u think she'll do if she could control me,
I mean... my waist, legs, squats and strokes.
Damn, i might need to subscribe to daily waist balm
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Thanks sir
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Best
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Stop spamming👺👺👺
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Thanks for you sir....
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Very funny
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Most welcome sir
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Asowme..sir.
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That's a great sir
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Right man
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+++-
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Right
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thank you very much.
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slap or be slapped, it's a harsh world in the land of marriage
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You'd be forced to work
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Thats why it's safer if you just keep your face in her crotch like a good boy.
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That's worst than her psychic secret 3rd hand!
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punch it all day long
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Haha lmao, if I had telekinetic powers I would make her do this every time we went out in public.
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Your wife would be giving you a penis enlargement wouldnt she traffy with those powers?
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Just imagine what Magneto could do. I bet he gets all the ladies.
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you and everyone else around will suffer her wrath
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@Traf. I think he actually my girlfriend would want worse tyan this for me though.. She does not know that I have the same powe!! Do not do like that hahahaha. its was ridiculous for funny!! I am waiting for the next one,it will more exciting & funny. @Traf. I wanna join with you sir,hehehe.such an Laughable post..
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They have the real power and don't need a telekinetic power,
All of them are same.
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Unstoppable funny .That is correct when anyone's wife is irritating.
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There are still a lot more sweet options.☺
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My wife does not have the skills, but I do not tell her about it, so it will be better for me :)
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This is why we don't marry martians
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women to power heh that I like
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xD this is so true.
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Hahahha, this is mad bro. You might just kill yourself
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Hahaha so you trying to say rgat slapping yourself is actually what your wife would wana foece you to do with her mind. Why would she want that for you if you are not a pin in her ass. Hahahaha
Well i think my girlfriend would want worse tyan this for me though... #RunsAway
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@traf, you must love him, don't you slap, that's rough
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This is,a very amazing joke,,
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ha ha ha have or do not have powers they are always quaimatizadas
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@traf what fun it was to always have all that power
I loved this very funny meme
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I will go for the military tactics but I don't know one, so ask my cat to dig it up
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You look hot Traf, I dig that SadoMachoism stuff you're into!
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Train your pets to slap her back, added bonus, she can't blame you for nature doing it's thing.
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Thank you Sir for Slapping Yourself.
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