도끼와 나무꾼 1회 https://steemit.com/kr-gazua/@tata1/20180412t141211520z
2회 https://steemit.com/kr-gazua/@tata1/23-adult-fairy-tale-23-fri-ax-and-woodcutter
3회 https://steemit.com/kr-gazua/@tata1/adult-fairy-tale-ax-and-woodcutter
4회 https://steemit.com/kr-gazua/@tata1/14
친구들의 강요와 협박과 회유에 못이겨 여기까지 끌고 오다가 드뎌 오늘 5회!
5 times today, after dragging me to the far end of my friends' coercion, intimidation and remorse.
여인: 헉헉~그럼 이 금도끼가 네 도끼냐?
나무꾼: 네!
여인: 헉헉~너............
Woman: Huckoo ~ So this gold ax is your ax?
Woodcutter: Yes!
Woman: Huckoo ~ You ............
까지 했었고-
-오늘의 장면-
- Today's scene -
여인:
나무꾼:
이거 무슨 대사가 오가야 하는거야?
똘끼 풍만한 아이디어 기다릴게!^^
woman:
woodcutter:
What conversation would be appropriate?
I will wait for my big idea! ^^
여인 : 드디어 찾았네... 저 안에 내 벤틀리가 이 도끼때문에 아야했거든...??
나무꾼 : 일단 있는거 다 드릴게요........ㅜㅜ 이제 남은 보험도, 입을 것도 없어요ㅜㅜ
여인 : 그러면 그냥은 못가겠다 그치~ 자 이제 어떻게 할래???
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밴틀리솔라 장원! 풀봇!ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
나무꾼: 어떡하믄 좋것어유?ㅠㅠ
여인: 호수관리 해. 산재는 안되지만 오대보험 되고 국민연금은 안되지만 산중연금도 돼.
나무꾼 연봉보단 후할거야.
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋ와 이러면 나무꾼이 새로운 호수관리인이 돼서 다른 나무꾼이 오면 빠뜨린 도끼 물어보는 각... 무한루프~~~
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여인 : 어디서 뻥카쳐! 니가 팬 나무가 내 남친인데 쇠도끼에 맞았다고 말하며 죽었어ㅋ 이젠 니가 내 남친이 되줘~~
나무꾼 : 저도 그러고 싶어요~~~(부끄부끄)
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이거 대박이네! 가만히 상상해보니 더욱 웃겨! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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여인: 일단 집가서 라면먹자
나무꾼: 저 라면 알러지가 심해서 스파게티는요?
오늘은 뭔가빡 안떠오르네요ㅎ
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ㅋㅋㅋ라면도 알러지가 있어? 몰랐네.^^
나같음 일단 따라가서 라면부터 먹겠다.ㅎ
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여인: 어때 좋았어? 나랑 살면 도끼는 얼마든지 있는데 생각있어?
충청도 나무꾼: 어유..전 그런거 잘 몰라유....
써놓고 보니 내가 다 부끄럽네요.ㅎㅎ
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ㅎㅎ...저 대신 써주셔서 감사합니다
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같은 생각이셨군요..응큼쟁이.
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마조마조 넘 응큼해!ㅎㅎㅎ
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어때 좋았어?...................라 함은 뭘 의미하는거여? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ왠지 짜릿해지넹?
난 여인이 추울까봐 나무꾼이 옷을 입혀준거라고 나름 생각한건디?
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전 [막나가는 어른동화]라고 하셔서..ㅜ.ㅜ
사실 속내는 '난 추운데 넌 따뜻하게 입고 있어서 좋았어?'인데...뭐...언...가 오해를..하신게 아닌지?..
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긍게...나도 그런 뜻이지 않것나...짐작은 하면서도....갑자기 이 낭자는 왠 까메오 등장?
딸인갑네 ^^
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냐하하하하하~일단 그림이 재있어서 웃고 ...
여인: 앞으로 나무는 이 누나가 해 줄께 너는 집에서 애키우고 밥짓고 빨래만 하면 되.
나무꾼: 저 .저는. 가슴이 없어서 애는 못 키우겠는데요 .
악, 이런 유치한 글을 쓰게 하다니 ...타타 나쁘다. ㅋ
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ넘 좋아! 이 따스함은 뭐지?ㅎㅎㅎ
여인: 괜찮아. 뭐 애는 꼭 가슴으로 키우나?
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Woodcutter: -What a soft skin you have...
Woman:- Hucko...- What are you implying?
Woodcutter: -Come on, relax! just enjoy this moment.....
Enjoy the breeze and the scenery....
Woman: (a itchy smile is drawn on her face)
It's a little chilly in here.
woodcutter:: Come closer, I'll give you some warmth
Woman: And the axe?
woodcutter: ...for better slicing
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매우 재밌어! 친구~고마워.^^
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Greetings @tata1 A taste that you thought was fun to bring the drawing to life, imagine it as a MANGA. We must continue to write others. You have a channel on Dischord? @renny-krieger
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항상 과정이 생략되는 좋지 못한 습관이 있는거야 타타형??ㅠㅠ
중간과정이 항상 빠지자나 예를들면 옷을 입는다던가 옷을 입는과정이라던가
그것도 아니면 옷을 입고있는 모습이라던가??
근데 개인적으로 난 오늘 그림 너무 맘에든다 ㅋㅋ 산신녀 컨셉이 너무 매력적인걸 ㅋㅋ
산신녀: 자 너에게 선택할 기회를 줄게.. 나야? 금도끼야?
나무꾼: 그..음..
산신녀: (쾅!)
나무꾼: ...
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나무꾼은 왜 고민했을까?
그녀를 선택하면 도끼는 따라올텐데.....
아! 그는 아내가 있었던 거야!
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오 선녀와 나무꾼의 그 나무꾼이었던건가??
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여그서 사건은 미궁에 빠지네. 나무꾼의 아내는 선녀인거야 아님 여사냥꾼인거야? ㅋㅋㅋ
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여인 : 누나 믿지?
나무꾼 : 아잉~ 몰라 누나가 책임져~
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여인: 내가 누나...맞아? 오빠 왜 그래~? 민증 까봐.
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나무꾼 : 너... 설마... 미성년자?????!!!!!!!!!!!
삐뽀삐뽀
포졸 1, 2 : 미성년자 성추행 현행범으로 널 포박한다
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여신령 : 이 도끼로 맞고싶지 않다면 너의 모든걸 내놔라... 나오는거 하나당 한대씩(?)이다!
나뭇꾼 : 헉 제 순결까지도요?
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크으...ㅎㅎㅎ행복한 고민이 시작되것넹 ^^
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여인: 가까이서 보니깐 귀엽네. 우리 사귈까?
(도끼들고 있어서 이쁜데 무서움)
나무꾼: 저 여자친구 있는데요???? 그냥 보내주세요.
ㅋㅋ
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
여인: 고렇겐 못 보내지! 잔잔한 호수에 도끼질을 해놓고 걍 보내달라니~?
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보팅파워 회춘중이니 좀 기다려줘 벗님들아.^^
그 사이에 엽기발랄한 대화 계속 환영해!^^
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동작그만!
밑장빼기냐?
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나무꾼: 헉! 저,저보고 야그하신거...맞아여? 여그서 밑장이라 하심은....?
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연애고자인걸 들키고나니 더이상 리플을 못달겠습니다....
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아류 삐짐 나우?
에이에이 그러지 말고 상상력 발휘혀봐~
연애에 고품격 자질이 있다-는게 연애고자여.
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이럴수가ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 연애고자의 뜻이 ㅋㅋㅋ
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이거 19금 붙여야 하는 거 아냐? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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왠지 남자가 벗은거에 대해선 관대할것 같은데 아닌가? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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@홍보해
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@감사해 ^^
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너 부자구나? 금으로 도끼 만들고, 옷은 비단이야? 일단 벗어봐...
엄마한테 혼나는데....
Are you rich? Did you make an ax with gold? Is your clothes silk? Take your clothes off ...
Mom would be angry ....
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ친절하게 영어 번역까지.ㅎㅎㅎ
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여인 : 너 어디봐
나무꾼 : 도끼요! 금도끼 !
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그 나무꾼 필경 도끼에 찍힐 운명 같오.ㅋㅋㅋ
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