Good day to you Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those and Them Over There!

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here_andI got something to say!

^{...but that wasn't it. I just like the song.}

Unfortunately

Due to the title of this article and that massive, throbbing, succulent image above, you've probably, through a small amount of deductive reasoning, a hint of reading comprehension, and a bit of skill, already figured out what I'm trying to say.

But I Don't Care!

^{I'll say it again!}

One thousand followers! Holey horse's ass!

I'm happy about that, even though some of this follow for follow nonsense somewhat murdered the significance of such an accomplishment.

I Don't Care About That Either!

The facts remain intact on this magnificent bit of technology known as a blockchain.

Maybe you were expecting to see a screenshot of my 1000 followers and a little thank you note? Not happening here!

Everyday, I take my time, work my ass off, provide a uniquely entertaining experience day in and day out, never straying away from myself to follow the herd and chase that almighty dollar by telling the people exactly what they'd want to hear that day.

I did it.... myyyyyyyy way!

So That Means

You're reading this today because there's a strong chance you enjoyed something I did yesterday(and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, or maybe it was last week)!

You're a legit follower, a true fan of my work, and some of you even managed to work your way into the friendzone.

Thank You!

Thanks for enjoying, whatever it is you enjoy about me and this amazing blog I've been able to put together over the past many months.

Since I'm a man of my word, and since the timing was just right, I've decided to replace the 1000 Steem powerdown payment I took out a couple of months ago to help get started investing in this amazing thing we all call cryptocurrency.

This brings my Steemit account up to nearly 16000 Steempower. I could hand some lucky winner a five spot today just for showing up, but I think giving myself the ability to do that multiple times per day with the push of a button and just because I liked something of yours is a far greater way to show my appreciation for you, your work and this platform of ours. Besides, that's what you do for me, right? It's only fair.

Lastly

When I grab life by the balls, I squeeze!

It would be easy to say something like:

Nearly ten months ago, I had no idea I'd be where I am today.

I don't want to lie to you though. I knew, eventually, this blogging thing would start working out for me. I didn't know how well things would be going, but I knew things would be better than they were on day one.

When you have a grand vision, set goals, and truly enjoy what you do, I think slowly finding some measure of success is a given. It has to happen. If not, then it's time to make a few changes. I've made changes, changed my mind on a few things, I've failed more times than some have tried.

I've yet to find a comfort zone, I haven't become complacent or lazy, and most importantly, I'll never take any of this for granted. I won't let it go to my head. I'm having far too much fun now. No point in ruining it.

Again^{from the bottom of my heart}

Thank You^{for being in my corner, and all that you do.}

You people made me smile today.

Have a Good One!

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