My Job Title? Ummmm.... for COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND4 ENTRY1

in funny •  7 years ago 

If this man's definition and logic is correct

Then I guess I better change my profession on my applications

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I nominate @brandt and @jonnydonuts for Comedy Open Mic.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    and all this time I thought they had to fuck men for money

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      ·  7 years ago 

    So, did I? I guess some men just wanna have a drinking partner.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    You could try a professional wine tasting job. But I’m pretty sure it will be less tasting and more like my ex with dicks, as many as possible and all the way back into the throat.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    This comment alone is worth of an entry to #comedyopenmic :D

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      ·  7 years ago 

    So why is she an ex?

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Just guzzle it down, that's the best way.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    So if you mix drinks, is it then an orgy?

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Cocktail orgy....sounds like fun.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Is there a hint in your name?... You can take 5...

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Haha, yep I take 5 bottles day, keeps me on my toes.

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            ·  7 years ago 

          I want to study comedy from you.

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Haha, thank you. I'm still learning. Check out this guy's post @traf. Read others' comments and make your own comments. You learn as you do. Also, check out @comedyopenmic's contest for funny posts. Steem on.

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