Ok I admit it. That was kind of a mean title.

I'm sorry.

After last night's thrilling show of cowardice by the Georgia Bulldogs' coaching staff who refused to try to win after racking up a 13 point lead, Jim Shorts is taking a much needed day off. In his place I would like to report on the nightmare of every single person with ADHD.*

We all know the old joke.

When someone has ADHD, you look really quickly in a different direction and shout "squirrel"! Then the unwitting victim, unable to control their impulse to look for the animal and/or shiny object stands on their trip-toes, and cranes their neck in an effort to spot the elusive stimulus they seek.

After they fail to spot it, you start it all over again with another outburst of "squirrel"!

I have personally seen this type of unbreakable cycle continue for upwards of 37 hours straight. Even then, it only ended when the prankster fell to the ground in exhaustion while the poor target of the joke continued to look for the nonexistent rodent.

But what you are about to see is the ultimate cruelty. Perhaps this is the exact reason that every person with ADHD cannot control his impulse to look for the squirrel.

That is what they have always been hoping to see!

Now that they have seen it once, there is no chance they will ever look away when there is a possibility of a squirrel sighting. In their minds, if they don't look, they could miss a live reenactment of one of the craziest sights ever witnessed.

Squirrel!

*Including me.