When we get into an argument with two bouncers at the club and I tell my friend 'you take the one on the right'
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I can imagine you doing this but I'm afraid to think what comes after that
I sure hope you have your chastity belt on
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i'll borrow my wife's and wear it backwards
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Haha Conan O'brien is one of the great comedians!
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Get ready to run.
That's what sidekicks are for
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ah glad to know i have a superhero body from the 60s
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Reminds me of the old scout bear attack survival technique of tripping the person next to you while you run to safety.
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so you sacrifice your friend while your sneak into the club, very ungentlemanly, make sure you take off your disguise once you get in
The Rewards Are Waiting Inside
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hmm unfortunately if i'm him it looks like I need to be on my friends shoulders and a trench coat as part of my disguise
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Just have your friend throw himself at them
While they're occupied, you can finally get into the club
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ya need raiden from mortal kombat on my side
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Your friend really thought it could take that bouncer....full marks for trying at least!
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after a few drinks he thinks he can take on anyone
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It seemed a fair fight
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Unfortunately, this is the only move you know
Looks like the bouncer is enjoying it, though. You might be let in soon
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that's the only move i need, inside and outside the club
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The guy on the left is just about to release.
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bwahahah aim lower, you're totally missing the nipples!
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That's why I bring my bigger sisters whenever there's a risk of a fight going down.
It helps that they know kung fu and have sword mastery
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she's got some hacks armor
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All the flub is also good insulator.
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The little one probably knows six ways to kill you in six seconds... like Yoda.
Funny though. They walk like the bouncers I know.
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nah real life isn't like anime
the little guy's always weaker
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Your words of encouragement to him, "Don't worry - the bigger they are, the...more you're... fucked."
Turns out the smaller one is stronger and knows Kung Fu.
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funny i use the same line when I'm being his wingman inside
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The only difference being, the pauses in that case are you admiring the assets.
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@traf,
I think he (my friend) betrayed me in the last minute :D
Cheers~
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I will simply nod and swing into action.
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Wait.. my right, or your right? Btw @traf, last post would have scarred me for life had I viewed the gif. It would be like staring at Medusa and turning into stone, except it would be far more horrifying.
Regarding this post, I haven't seen something that lopsided since my wife's botched breast implants surgery.
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sometimes you just need a little kiss.
even so be careful when you try it at the club
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When your friend does what bouncer doesn’t expect
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Lol, i immediately answer a friend, "No problem, bro, I do not care how much they will be" ha ha ha :D
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And with the right was a professional :)) Lol.
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Upvote and resteem done @traf
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Gotta watch out for the little guys, a lot of pent up rage:
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The cat following him...
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When your friend see lot of hot chicks in club and can't concentrate to one 😝😝😝
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Yeah, and he ends up getting knocked the fuck out instantly, and the you get knocked out as well, because you couldn't take on 2 guys at once right? Blame the friend for not being able to fight!
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nice post bro
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She obliged!? Boy, she's got bigger balls than us.
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Click here to stop these comments!
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