When you try to breath all of your fart in so your date doesn't smell any of it
7 years ago by traf (81)
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Thermal dispersion has shown the wind direction and temperature contrast could help you plan for suction
Notice the spurts, expect multiple occurrences
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they should have this scene in the next Predator remake
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I believe it was already in the prior predator movies but all the smoke and fire masked the natural special effects.
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Keeping a straight and pleasant face is the trick to it
Mmm the chicken smells fantastic
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oh he loves the smell of his own farts
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Hey if you want to have anal sex you gotta accept the shit smell
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mmm....don't usually agree with sluttynsfw, but there be true in that statement
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When you think it's gonna be a small one
And you end up blasting out one with more force than you expected.
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when I think it's going to be a small one i'm rushing to the toilet 2 seconds later...
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but your date still smelled it and reacted like..
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oh nah, that's how she looks like all the time
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i wonder what she ate .
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Yo momma
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A real superhero
Taking airbending to a whole new level.
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like a
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one ass man?
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Try a vacuum. If that doesn't clear the air, you can still use the vacuum to masturbate after the date runs away.
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very much a function fleshlights should look into
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I love Vacuums
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Don't waste it in vaccumes.
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It's good she is wearing the choker necklace - it will help to hold it down
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oh that's just a tattoo
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I think it all depends on perspective. Sometimes you have to pay extra for that.
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surprisingly clean bills
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Taj's first time at the rippers..he got a bit more then he paid for and liked it!
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A sure sign of a great first date!
Woke up at her place..sealed the deal!
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that's my wife's alarm clock
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hey you maybe onto something, i read an article that smelling your partners fart will prolong your life, am like...
So what's next tinder for fart?
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This guy may have also passed out at a strip club...im not sure!
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Damn this is nice.
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When you're trying to be sexy playful
Oops I did it again....consider it blessings from my cuteness
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damn, probably a little underaged to be playing sexy games
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Well, if we convert from dog years to human years....ok, maybe still too young, but they say age doesn't matter when it's love.
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How ugly that happens to you dear friend @traf
but it's worse to be filmed by the surveillance camera,
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yep, prostate's still good...
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As they say practice makes perfect. Don't forget to ask your friends for help.
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it's like 4 girls sharing a toilet and you're the toilet
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@traf,
A bomb :D
Cheers~
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All you need is a little magic
The fart fairy at your service.
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Lol, after such an occurrence, someone to breathe back is simply not easy, ha ha ha :D
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She's a keeper
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She is so caring🤣🤣🤣
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Most Embarrassing Moment ever for anyone who went through this!Lol!
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Oh shit. She hot.
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Why do you try to all of your fart? I usually do this and this is more fun :)
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Lol hhhhhhh funny
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I tried that once.
I gave up when I noticed a brown stain on my pants.
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So hillarious
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What the hell of a pretender. I like to fart and say sorry later.Lol.
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haha lol.. now i know what she does...
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You'd have to have a schnoz the size of Owen Wilson's to be able to do that.
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Eww.. oh god..
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that's I do when I fart :D
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LOL. This is fucking hilarious. I never had such ideas of breathing in fart to hide it...
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