How I wake my wife up after watching too much porn
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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Don't let her sleep dude. This is best way to wake her up.
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@traf,
This might happen, when she identified you are trying to start a morning sex after a sleepless night :D
Personally watching too much porn wont work on me. How about yours lol :D
PS: Same image used by someone else too, but I didn't see until I post this comment
Cheers~
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guess the beer goggles work both ways
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haha both are good hopefully traffy likes the earlier one 👇too
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When she finally wakes up
Expectation
Reality
You regret not finishing off by yourself.
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yeah cept my wife looked like the second pic going to sleep last night as well
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Haha, you're so mean.
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When she obliges you and you fall asleep right after
How could you....cuddles first then sleep
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its like when my kid's complaining for me to wake up because i'm 'wasting his birthday'
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"...too much porn."
Like too much money or too much fun.
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wait til you have to clean the underside of your teenage son's desk
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are you country vangolucky?
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No. I like brutal and heavy music. I like things that scare children and pop country fans. I met all my friends in mosh pits. My wife too. I conceived my first child during a savage guitar solo.
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There's no such thing...or being too lucky, a car too fast.
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It could be a country song.
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It is, haha.
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You know you've watched too much porn when you start to criticize the acting and plot holes in the movies. What are the odds that your hot babysitter just so happens to show up at your house at the same time as your hot teacher stops by for tutoring? And they both are randomly into having a threesome? Where is the backstory? Where is the character development?
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why don't you try to wake up my wife?
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went a little too hard on the roofies there buddy
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And cake too.
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wow mark your Asian wife really blew up after her pregnancy
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It's all great unless she tells you to hit the snooze button
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guess that's not the button that gives her a happy ending
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Don't scare your wife so early in the morning
That's not the way to get what you want
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This is true, anyone of our senses or even a collection of them can get overloaded.
The key is to keep the fluid intake flowing.
Don't ejaculare cheese cake.
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If you're lucky, she wakes up in the mood
It's good to always be ready for some action
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At least you have a wife. When we watching too much porn this happens in the dorm.
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After she watched too much porn
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Hardcore, specifically.
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after watching a lot of porn and waking you up and you find yourself alone, how to cool down
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So, I was searching for pornography on Tumblr this morning. (It was work-related!) Word was, the now-Yahoo-owned blogging network made a significant change
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She don't want boyfriend.
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Very funny your wife will wake up after afternoon
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see this post my all friend. And be aware. I am linking you to the
awareness. please See that. @all
https://steemit.com/abuse/@perry1/nybgy-aireal-is-an-id-hacker-i-got-his-proof
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😀😀😀 how funny
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I found this whore on the street. I thought, I wonder what her face
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I watched too much porn, I woke her up, we had sex,
Little help here!
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And she mumbles in her sleep, "Not now Ricardo, Traffy hasn't left for work yet." Ricardo is the Venezuelan pool boy. And you don't even have a pool.
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Unfortunately after 5 kids porn is the only way @mr-chuckles becomes aroused these days
This is what I've become accustomed to.
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Her snoring ruins the mood.
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Yes, the noise from the dog's tail hitting the poor cat's head must be loud enough to even wake the neighbors up.
That's what you were inferring, right?
Also, I see you're showing hints of being into beastiality.
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Define "too much" porn.
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