My wife pretending to be asleep by the time I get to bed so she doesn't have to pretend she has a headache
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But if you sleep before her and she want sex.
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when i fall asleep when i'm spose to be watching the bachelor with her
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Oh well in that case
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I do the same with my wife when she wake up from a wet dream and hoping for sex.
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blue ballsing each other, nice
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Haha the old 2 can play at that game trick :)
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When you wake up before your wife in the morning but pretend to be asleep, because you don't want to deal with your kids.
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it's ok, they're still at school cos i forgot to pick them up yesterday
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Lmao good one. I usually get the old can on nodorart.
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i don't think she needs a lot more to deter unwanted attention
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She also pretends that she doesn't get it from a co-worker in the coat closet every afternoon.
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damn, and this whole time i thought he was in the closet
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Trust me it's even more of a slap in the face when your wife says she wants to do it but with the lights off because it's more "romantic" that way - I have no doubt I look black in the dark
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i think the benefits may be mutual
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Haha
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Haha the polite way of saying, could you please wear a paper bag on your head XD
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Hehe atleast with the paper bag you can assume they don't get repulsed by your body just your face
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Oh damn so she wasn't being polite after all, damn bitch lol
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I always wear nigh goggles just in case the lights go out - atleast I get to enjoy myself
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Stick your tongue in her ear
That should get her up and excited
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Pretending to be asleep when your dad walks by..but he is more clever than you..
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haha lol ...daddy rockz
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Maybe if you're really really nice and polite
Oh, what do I know? I'm just a teenager
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I just spike my hubby's drink so he falls asleep the moment his head hits the pillow
And next morning, I tell him how wonderful he was the night before
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Thats alright Traf two can play that game, next time she asks for the credit card to go shopping pretend you are deaf.
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I don't pretend, I'm just passed out from too much drinks
It's my way of winding down at the end of the day
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It's good chance to paint the town red. Try it next time, as I always do.
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Just think of the advantages someone with narcolepsy has in a fight with their wife. As soon as you begin to lose an argument, you can just fake sleep.
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Good, makes the job easier.
Yeah, yeah marital rape blah blah, whatever I'm single anyway.
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Haha...
That reaction is priceless
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Thanks a lot for sharing your valuable post....
Carry on next
Best of luck..
I will still wait for your next post....
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Beautiful funny gif and post.........upvote and resteem done.... @traf
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But you are not a cat :) Cheers, :)
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And you notice she's wearing her favorite pair of underwear:
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