How I felt when I helped my wife out with the dishes once
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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In a few years I wouldn't have to do dishes anymore
Technology advancement is so cool
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been training your dog to fetch more than tennis balls i see
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Comes in handy.
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Won't need the wife anymore either! It's a win-win situation.
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Planning on going on a wanking spree for the rest of your life??
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sex bot ubby.....it's great for virgins like yourself
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he josh, if that's your gf's new vibrator.....you're screwed
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You can't claim credit for something your cat did
And your wife keeps wondering why she's been coughing up hairballs lately
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i already do that with the litter box
didn't work
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hey p ....are you trying to burn taffy with his own cat?
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Sadly, if I let my husband wash the dishes, this is how he'd do it
I'd rather wash the dishes all the time than eat off a plate washed in bath water
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hope that's your idea of a romantic bath
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Haha, I guess he was hoping, too.
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Yikes!! He's the one to pity!
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We all know the real reason you wash dishes, Traf
And that look is one of relief when you're finally done
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yeah, you don't want to know what she does with that rolling pin
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I think I have a pretty good idea...that's why you're so immune to dropping the soap.
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bwahaha......tiger wife!
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That is the same feelings when the face of the babe is not attractive but you just have to enter without looking at the face
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welcome to married life
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master of meanness! ahem...I mean maestro
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lol you are kinda mean funky, just kinda.....you need to work on it till you're really mean!
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Lol @dj123. . Maybe a decade should do for him I guess😂😂😂.
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when my wife says we can have sex after you wash the dishes
yes, it can be called fast and furious
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haha they were already clean in the first place
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yeah heard you were too fast
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Unfortunately, I'm fast for everything. It doesn't even reach a minute.
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well hope she's fast too......you know to be compatible
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That's why I'm cumkee
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Lol, one day I also wanted to become a hero for my wife, but later I realized that I had overdone it, ha ha ha :D
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go easy on the spices there
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I consider you lucky! I used to do dishes manually
Recently, my wife upgraded “ME”.
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Apparently she upgraded the ' lazy' in you
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hmmm
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SPAM score 57%
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well done
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not kidding that's what the spam plugin says....not sure how it works (probably inaccurate lately as well, was working fine last week). you seem like a good guy who has been on steemit for a while....give the OP an upvote to match yours and I'll throw you an upvote, still i do wish you gave a punchline
traffy is like our watering hole, a place for people to learn comedy, punchline, etc, not too bad a training ground....then they can try out their skills and see if their original material (that's why i encourage you to do a punchline and not just copy a meme of search), short, long, meme, dtube/dlive at #comedyopenmic and win prizes like SBD, Steem, lots of upvotes by curators, curie, dtube upvotes, get lots of new followers, etc
look i don't benefit from pointing this out, come join us here, and will help you get to rep 60 faster too!
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i will do ,, thnx for info mate,, u got new fan here
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i got a fan? daem....how, i don't even blog?
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we are comunicating with ,, u dont have to blog mate ,, nice to meet amigo.. been readinf ur coment ,, u doing great job for the platform
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Hehe.. I'd prefer you take yourself there first before making him such a generous offer
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you do know that with my steem power...i could upvote myself to 60 in less than 1 month right? meaning if i only self-upvoted i would have been >60 like 2 months ago, rep means shit to me
instead......I give them to sorry sods like you....so you learn some good shit
also, i wont' be taking anyone to 60....they will need to take themselves there, tools like #comedyopenmic will help them get there faster
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Haha.. I know ..
Well such a solid comeback that was.
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have you done an entry for #comedyopenmic , and why not , all you nigerian boys are suppose to hot with your girls with comedy right?
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Money.
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bingo
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seriously you upvoted yourself 100% and the original poster only 1% or like 0.004?
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I wish I could have back that feeling. Lol I wish I didn’t have to do dishes everyday. I’m doing dishes every day and have this unimaginable feeling when I’m lucky enough not doing dishes one day. Which hasn’t happened since I remember. lol even though it does make my wife horny, which was the reason I started doing dishes at first. I just need a break for that reason as well. I’m stuck now doing dishes.
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This poor guy was not so lucky...there was no nookie for him afterwards
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another showering dishes.....must be a water crisis on all over the world
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I think it's a mental crisis
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I clean all the dishes..
Not enough.. i will make pleasure to my wife differently..She is proud of me sure....
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How people smell their own fart when no one's around.
Aw shit, they were taking pics!?
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Celebrity fart
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I don't want to imagine how number 2 must be like.
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Haha lmao it's like that, only we do it better.
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When i get so much fun
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hahaha......very funny.
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By rule of marital law states that she now needs to return the favor to you later. It's how symbiotic relationships work. Dishes for BJs. Even Stevens.
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The best site on the internet, guaranteed!
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He is sleeping or looking
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Come on hahahaha
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i love funny post.........hahaha
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Boy is cutting and girl is smiling.
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daem you got a 100% spam score...how it that even possible?
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Legendary spammer!
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when i get success ...ha ha ha
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Haha, then it surely was a great success story for you! ;)
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Nice feelings and funny blog
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ha ha ha,,, great man,,,, great fun...
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You have shared awesome expression and yes in my opinion everyone should help their wife because they really do so much for us and for our family, and also they never expect much from us, so it's our moral duty to understand their situations and help them in household work because everyone is human being and everyone face the tiredness and fatigue and in my opinion most of the people take other people for granted but that's not the truth everyone is striving hard in life so an support can give real boost in life for your close one's. Thanks for sharing and wishing you an great day. Stay blessed. 🙂
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See?!! They're DONE!!
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This great funny post i like your post thanks for sharing...
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