The Problem: how to open a bottle of beer without getting off your ass.
Just now, I sat down at my laptop with a beer. I am in the corner of a room where I paint pictures. Dang, I think. I need a bottle opener.
The set of car keys has a bottle opener attachment, but that set of keys is in the pocket of my jacket on the other side of the house.
But there are paint can openers and those have bottle openers on the back end. No. I can not see one laying in the clutter of canvas and dust.
Ah. But here in the junk drawer alongside the laptop is an old American Camper utility blade. On it is a survivor bottle opener. Dang! I broke the bottle opener last time I sat at the computer without a bottle opener. Now it is useless.
Ah. In my wallet there is a credit card sized combination saw tool for basic brute level utility purposes. In that is a slot that opens bottles.
Problem solved.
I think there is a Boyscout badge for this.
I just use a Bic lighter. Works like a charm.
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Lighter is in the pocket of my jacket on other side of house.
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Yeah. That's too far. Not worth it.
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I use to use my teeth, but now I can't because I might chip a denture
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daem....you managed to monetized your macgyver ;)
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"Dang" man, it was a...
Twist Off!
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Don't go turning my comedy into a tragedy. :-)
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Problem solved, this happens often, you have things which you cant ipen yourself, you need some tool to open it and you can't find it or you are too lazy to bring it, or you remember you have lost or broken it and suddenly comes an idea in your mind that solves your problem
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hey @muhasib come join us at @comedyopenmic, lots of upvotes, prizes like Steem & SBD, and new followers you can win over, also it doesn't hurt to upvote this post if you enjoyed it
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