"If it says eight inch, does it mean four inch?"

in punchline •  6 years ago 

  1. Actual thing heard working customer service.

  2. Normal first date follow up question.

  3. When you try to learn the metric system of measurement.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    you measure from the asshole

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Of your boyfriend.

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