What is It? (Comedy Open Mic Round 21)

in punchline •  7 years ago  (edited)

Farmers do it by digging

POTUS does it by grabbing

Chefs do it by pounding

Wine tasters do it by licking

Dancers do it by twisting

Carpenters do it by nailing

Wrestlers do it by fisting

Steemit does it by forking

Gardeners do it by spraying

Sergeants do it by shooting

Potters do it by rubbing

Singers do it by screaming.




I nominate @iamthegray and @atikajayboy for the next round

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I was thinking "Pull a muscle" but it won't work in some of those situations above.

Maybe all ;)

It's either winning hearts and minds or making other people cringe.

I'm going with both at the same time.

Spot on. No wonder my basement is not closing anytime soon.

Lol, porn stars do it by fcking.. :) 'Money'

Would have added it if anything i was talking was related to sex.

Twerking?

That's a dirty act.

This is hot.

They get their kicks.

As they should.

Art.
Art is always the answer.

Art, buddy.

ART.

A R T.

Whatchu got now boi!? Huh??!

Yeah baaaaby.
That's right.






Art

You're insane.

You're a genius. Too bad you mentioned Steemit, or this could have got a curie.

Oh, was this a riddle? It's their job.

They are pussy-biased and i dont have one.

But Amir and I got them... Wait a minute... What are you saying?

I have no idea :(

Impress impending mate

I hope so

I'm not sure why wrestlers are fisting though

I asked Triple H. Dude says they all have massive biceps, tiny dicks.

I asked Triple H.
Dude says they all have massive
Biceps, tiny dicks.

                 - holybranches


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