Happy Festivus!

in punchline •  7 years ago 

This is why aluminum's very high strength-to-weight ratio is so important when making a Festivus pole.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    i'm pretty sure most swingers get it worse than that eventually

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Haha to good :D

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        ·  7 years ago 

      You can tell she's not a pro, otherwise she would have gotten back up and pretended it was part of the show.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Clearly she doesn't know how to do this properly:

        • Work the shaft
        • Don't neglect the base
        • Play with the tip lightly
        • Always! avoid the death grip

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            ·  7 years ago (edited)

          This is hilarious, only if you ignore that her head got clocked on the corner of the dressed. OUCH! Hopefully her head has a high strength-to-weight ratio! Wonder how we'll end the Festivus... someone has to pin you down, right?

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Hey she broke my pole... Of course she would get attacked with my wood... Least she could do is give a little head

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