What's so funny?

in punchline •  7 years ago 

Hmmmm?

Am I over served?

I don't care.

I really have to piss.

White tile on the floor?

Bathroom

Three flights of stairs?

Not a bathroom.

Should I flip a coin?

Too late.





While he's finishing up, why don't you check out these funny posts.

https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/not-drinking-tonight

https://steemit.com/funny/@americancarnage/security-win-facebook-has-announced-that-the-anatomically-correct-wax-sculptures-of-all-of-their-users-are-locked-safely-in-a

https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/stealing-money

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/comedy-open-mic-round-5-time-and-money-working-together-to-fml

https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/following-directions

https://steemit.com/funny/@diebitch/how-are-babies-made-comedy-open-mic-round-5

https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/does-lebron-james-body-disobey-the-laws-of-nature-or-are-people-just-idiots-jim-shorts-reports

https://steemit.com/funny/@hanshotfirst/what-s-the-most-beautiful-sunset-you-have-ever-seen

https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/hose-down

https://steemit.com/life/@nonameslefttouse/the-button-pushers-i-m-pushing-the-buttons-that-make-this-headline-possible

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@swenger/comedy-open-mic-round-5-time-and-money-working-together-to-fml

https://steemit.com/funny/@markzuckerbergs/don-t-touch-my-phone

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    Ahhh! I set up two for your choosing today and neither made the cut. Back to the drawing board.

    For a laugh or two:

    https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/on-a-hot-pizza-date-whipped-level-expert

    https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/breakfast-in-bed-what-is-charlie-sheen-thinking

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Sorry man. I'll get it.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        That was a hot tub?!

        No wonder it wouldn't flush.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        I flushed, the tub didn't.

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            ·  7 years ago 

          good art friend

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              ·  7 years ago (edited)

            I pissed in a hotel hallway once. I was a drunk teenager and a friend said he'd give me a beer if I did it. How can you pass up a deal like that?

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                ·  7 years ago 

              Once? I call bullshit!

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                Those other times were in motels.

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