A mysterious intruder was found in the Mariners' dugout during yesterday's Seattle Mariners vs New York Yankees game.
Although no one is sure who could have behind those sunglasses and incredibly bushy mustache, League Sources is reporting that he knows exactly who it was.
In his silliest and most implausible 'scoop" ever, Mr. League Sources is claiming that the man under the stache and glasses was none author that future first ballot Hall-of-Famer Ichiro*!
Seriously? It's not like Ichiro is taking part in drills before games or there are people clamoring for him to participate in the home run derby.
He's retired.
Let it go.
*This is really Ichiro.
https://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ichiro-fake-mustache-bobby-valentine-1.19348906