Sure I'll be the designated driver.

in punchline •  7 years ago 

I have a foolproof plan to ensure my friends never pick me as the designated driver. If they do, I happily agree and inform them that all night I will be consuming as much beans, beef jerky, and RC Cola as possible.





Usually only takes one car ride home in order to be permanently scratched off that list.

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😂 iron clad plan.