Out of the mouths of babes.

in punchline •  7 years ago 

Mommy? I don't think the people behind us can see past your giant hat.

Oh sweety, that's not a hat. It's a physical manifestation of my giant ego. No one wants to see up there. They just want to look at me.

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"They are just little people, they don't need to see anything."

@swenger, they will take the hat down, eventually.

Thanks, Mommy - Will my ego ever be giant enough to block people behind me? It's tough being a little kid with only a slightly-view-blocking vertical ponytail.

The hat is big enough to place the whole second row on it😁