When the new girlfriend said she was FLEXIBLE, I thought it would mean some fun times.
I don't even know where to start with this!
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I thought flexible meant I could touch my toes!
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6 years ago by mile-high-fan-07 (54)
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How about, start running
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Bahahahaha, Good idea
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